Ask the Characters of Code Lyoko!

by Hiraku Abridged

Inspired by another 'fic with the South Park characters in it, this one lets you ask the entire gang, even Xana! Be careful what you ask or what you do to the chained up Lyoko Gang! Rated for some of the character's responses... PS: William's the new kid!

1. It Begins!

(Disclaimer: Me no own Code Lyoko. Nevah. Nevah evah. So all you lawyers can go poof! XD)
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It's approximately 1:00 AM and Xana is at it again, trying to materialize something.

Jeremie: Agh! Get to Lyoko, and don't dawdle!

Odd: Ok, Dr. Shrieker!

And of course, the power goes out. So does Xana. And Aelita hits the floor with an audible 'wumph.'

And somehow, SIX people vanish.

They appear in HQ. Next door, being held captive, is the gang of South Park. (xD a reference to dark shinigami aka animeunratedXP.)

Six people, chained to the floor. Jeremie, Ulrich, Odd, Aelita, Yumi, and...who's this? He's wearing a black robe and his eyes are blue, red spiky hair jutting out of his skull...that's Xana.

Hiraku: Hello, everyone!

Aelita: What the-?!

Hiraku: You guys came here to answer some questions from the fans. Now, that is IF they give us any questions.

Yumi: Fans?!

Jeremie: Fans for what?

Ulrich: Oh, HELL no! Let me go! (tries to break free from chains) Gah! I've gotta get out of here!

Odd: Zzzzzzzzz...

Xana: ...?

Hiraku: Ok, here's one I got from my brother. So SIT, Ulrich Stern!

Ulrich: How do you know my-

Hiraku: I'm privileged.

Benjamin: Ulrich, why aren't you aware that Yumi really does have feelings for you?
And Jeremie, why don't you just get contacts?

Ulrich: Wh-whaaaaa?!

Yumi: (squeaks) I...I...

Jeremie: (pissed off) Because I'll LOSE my contacts. Already did.

Hiraku: Awww...I wonder how the South Park dudes are going.

Aelita: (pointing to Xana) Who's that?

Hiraku: Xana.

Ulrich: (glaring at Xana) Let me go! I wanna kill him!! Nyaaaahh!! (tries to reach Xana)

Xana: --; Idiot.

Hiraku: HE SPEAKS! x3

Xana: Fuck you, human!

Aelita: 00

Jeremie: Holy-!

Yumi: 00; Wow.

Hiraku: Xana Mythar, you don't use that word with me! Or so help me, I'll unleash…Ulrich on you!

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Sooooooo...I need questions! Please! Hiraku will read them aloud and upload every ten into another chapter! Promise! Yes, you can also get mad at them, give them stuff (like your number xD) kiss them, ect. And cuss them out. That's especially funny. Beware if you touch them though, someone could get jealous! Ahahahah.

Review, or else I'll unleash Ulrich on YOU!