This probably isn't even legal in some parts of the world.
I've been up for two days straight.
I'm drinking too much coffee. My eye is twitching and I sparkled. OH NOES! IT'S EDWARD CULLEN!
I spend too much time on dA, too.
And Skype. Skype is fun.
So is YouTube.
And Imgur. Omigod, Imgur.
It has forever ruined my innocence- and by extension, Jelly's.
And I got married.
To Finnick Odair.
Me gusta.
Autho yawned and tossed her phone out the window, frustrated.
"GAH SKYPE WORK!" She exploded, fraging everywhere.
Jelly, who was witnessing this along with the silent Aia, creepily oobserved, hmming occasionally.
"What?" Autho screamed at a frozen Imgur, before facepalming over a broken dA.
"GAH INTERNET Y U HATE ME?" The girl demanded, stabbing hr computer 37 times.
"Do I catch a Llamas with Hats reference?" Asked Aia, stroking her imaginary beard.
Autho's mom walked in. "SHOW ME THE SCREEN!"
Autho died. "GAH I'M SKYPING KTHNXBAI."
Jelly hid in her imaginary corner. "Your mom is scawy."
"TELL ME ABOUT IT, YOU DUN LIVE WITH HER."
Yahoo crashed, and Fanfiction locked her out.
"RARGAHSHARGAHRARGH!" She screeched.
Suddenly, Queen B!tch appeared.
Aia facepalmed.
"GAH KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Yelled Jelly, taking our her flaming hammer of death.
The Hunger Games book cast appeared, and Autho screamed: "MY HUSBAND!" And glomped Finnick.
Jelly rode Festus with Leo, while Aia continued to creepily observe. "STOP EMAILING ME, ALEX!" She yelled.
Fang sat in the corner, eating cookies with Max because Autho forced him to go back. Pain. Fire. Fang can break easily :D