Yes, another one-shot from me, I've nearly written chapter 6 of always forever so don't kill me! This is basically what the e-mails in Gibbs' team could look like, I hope it's funny (to some degree) have fun. Implied Kibbs.
8.30 AM, NCIS HQ, inside the e-mail accounts of Gibbs' team...
To: K.Todd
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: MINISKIRT!
Why are you wearing a mini skirt Kate? You should do more often, if only you uncrossed your legs...
To: DaLuvaMan
From: K.Todd
Sbject: Pervert
DINOZZO! You are such a pervert! I'm keeping my legs crossed I'll have you know!
To: DaLuvaMan
From: T.McGee
Subject: Reports
Have you e-mailed Gibbs your report yet?
To: T.McGee
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: RE Reports
Yep.
To: K.Todd
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: RE pervert
Aww, c'mon Kate!
To: DaLuvaMan
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Pervert
Why'd I even give you my e-mail? You're making me sick Tony. This could be considered as sexual harassment! By the way, where's Gibbs? He should have been here by now.
To: K.Todd
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: RE No longer about pervertism (if that's a word)
I dunno. Since when have you been interessted in Gibbs' where-a-bouts?
8.45 AM
To: K.Todd
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: RE No longer about pervertism (if that's a word)
Kate? Are you gonna answer me? Raises eyebrows in suspicion
To: DaLuvaMan
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE You are KIDDING me!
There's nothing wrong with wondering where the hell my god damn boss is when he was supposed to be in 20 minutes ago. And why the hell are you called DaLuvaMan? Tony, you have the sexual performance of a cow on sedatives.
To: K.Todd
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: RE YOU are kidding ME!
And how would you know that!?
To: DaLuvaMan
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE EXes
I spoke to your ex.
8.55 AM
To: K.Todd
From: T.McGee
Subject: Gibbs
Gibbs is here, Abby messaged me. She says he's not too happy.
To: T.McGee
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Gibbs
He's always like that. Unless you make him happy.
To: K.Todd
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Gibbs
And how'd you make him happy? That's an almost impossible task.
To: T.McGee
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Gibbs
This just a guess, but if you're a redhead and sleep with him. That'll probably make him happy, most men are happy after that (most don't care about hair colour though...). Tony, however...
To: K.Todd
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Gibbs
I see what you mean Kate.
9.05 AM
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: Where you've been
So you finally turn up. Bad night with another redhead?
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: You know
You know where and what I was doing last night Kate.
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: Hell yeah
Not a redhead then?
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: RE Hell yeah
Stop playing dumb.
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Hell yeah
Humour me.
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: RE Hell yeah
A brunette.
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Hell yeah
And? How was she?
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: RE Hell no
Don't go there Kate. You know they bug the system.
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Hell no
Spoil sport.
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: RE Hell no
I'll make it up to you.
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Hell no
You'd better.
9.56 AM
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: T.McGee
Subject: Gibbs
Do you know why Gibbs is in late?
To: T.McGee
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: RE Gibbs
No...
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Gibbs
You know! Like hell you know!
To: T.McGee
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: RE Gibbs
Fine, he got a little tipsy last night and had a hangover. At least that's what he told me.
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Gibbs
Gibbs doesn't get drunk.
To: T.McGee
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: RE Gibbs
Yes he does, ask Kate.
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Gibbs
What would Kate know?
To: T.McGee
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: RE Gibbs
Er...nothing. Forget I said (or typed) that!
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Gibbs
What does Kate know?
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Gibbs
Abby?
9.59 AM
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Gibbs
Abby?
10.15 AM
To: K.Todd
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: The grumpy old sod sitting at the desk to your left
What's up with him?
To: DaLuvaMan
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE The grumpy old sod sitting at the desk to your left
Nothing, he's fine.
To: K.Todd
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: RE The grumpy old sod sitting at the desk to your left
How'd you know that? Oh, and have you done your report? I told McGee I did mine, but I haven't, can you e-mail me yours?
To: DaLuvaMan
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE The grumpy old sod sitting at the desk to your left
Isn't he always like that? And yes I've done my report and no, you're not having it.
To: K.Todd
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: RE The grumpy old sod sitting at the desk to your left
Guess you're right...and damn you Kate. Now I got to do some work!
To: DaLuvaMan
From: T.McGee
Subject: Kate knows something about Gibbs
Abby said Gibbs was late because he had a hangover. She also said ask Kate. Gibbs doesn't get drunk, does he?
To: T.McGee
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: RE Kate knows something about Gibbs
Not that I know of, hang on, I'll ask Kate.
To: DaLuvaMan
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Kate knows something about Gibbs
Bug her to death more like.
To: T.McGee
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: RE Kate knows something about Gibbs
What was that Probie?
10.20 AM
To: K.Todd
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: Do tell
McGee said Abby said you know something about Gibbs.
To: DaLuvaMan
From: K.Todd
Subject: None of your buissness
It's nothing to do with you...no I don't know anything about Gibbs. I thought you were going to do your report.
To: K.Todd
From: DaLuvaMan
Subject: RE None of your buissness
Oh, look who's all defensive now! I bet you do. And yes, I gotta do my report.
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: K.Todd
Subject: Your funeral arangement
You are so dead, McGee told Tony. Black or white flowers on your grave?
To: K.Todd
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: McGee's funeral arangement
I'm soooooooooooo sorry! I'm gonna kill McGee!
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: K.Todd
Subject: Your funeral arangement
And I'm gonna kill you.
To: K.Todd
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: My funeral arangement
So's Gibbs.
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: K.Todd
Subject: Your funeral arangement
Like hell he is if they find out what he was doing last night!
To: K.Todd
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: My funeral arangement
What? That he was at yours?
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE My funeral arangement
Abby! The system's bugged by the director!
To: K.Todd
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: RE My funeral arangement
Oh shi- I mean shot.
11.29 AM
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: Abby told McGee who told Tony
We're busted.
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: RE Abby told McGee who told Tony
What the hell Kate? They know!?
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Abby told McGee who told Tony
Not exactly, they think I know something about you they don't.
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: RE Abby told McGee who told Tony
Like hell you do.
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Abby told McGee who told Tony
I think the director knows now.
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Abby told McGee who told Tony
Gibbs?
1.34 PM
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: TheDirector
Subject: The Embassador of France
Miss Scuito, may I remind you I will be showing the Embassador of France around your Lab later today as part of a tour for the NCIS HQ, and that I expect a hospitable reception for him.
To: TheDirector
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: RE The Embassador of France
Sure! It'd be an honour. Are you touring him around the bullpen?
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: TheDirector
Subject: RE The Embassador of France
Risking an encounter with Jethro is not a priotiory, so no.
2.45 PM
To: T.McGee
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: Frenchie dude!
The Director has a visitor, the Embassador of France...whatever an embassador does. But anyway, he's gonna be poking round my lab.
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Frenchie dude!
Good for you, I'm stuck with DiNozzo. The Director has the system bugged Abby, he knows what you just wrote in your e-mail.
To: T.McGee
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: RE Frenchie dude!
Did I say poking? I meant looking. How'd the hacking into the CIA go yesturday?
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Frenchie dude!
The CIA's not turned up yet, so it looks like I still got a job.
To: T.McGee
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: RE Frenchie dude!
The system's bugged McGee.
To: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: T.McGee
Subject: RE Frenchie dude!
I'm gonna kill you!
To: T.McGee
From: GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
Subject: RE Frenchie dude!
Kate's gonna do that first, there's a queue, you gonna have to wait your turn.
3.33 PM
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: Tonight
What are you doing tonight?
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Tonight
Watching Desperate Housewives in my PJs and eating ice cream. Why?
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: RE Tonight
Fancy coming round mine tonight?
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Tonight
We have a lot to talk about Gibbs.
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: RE Tonight
How about we talk it over with a drink?
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Tonight
We're gonna get fired.
To: K.Todd
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: RE Tonight
Is that a no to the drink?
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: K.Todd
Subject: RE Tonight
...Okay, but it's not my fault if you get pissed again.
4.20 PM
To: L.J.Gibbs
From: TheDirector
Subject: What's going on?
I'd like to know, for once Jethro, without having to read through your e-mail what the bloody hell's going on with you and the rest of your team!
To: TheDirector
From: L.J.Gibbs
Subject: RE Rule number 12
If you hadn't guessed by now, I slept with Special Agent Todd and plan on doing so tonight aswell.
4.30 PM
To: DaLuvaMan, T.McGee, K.Todd, L.J.Gibbs, GothicGirlRulesTheWorld
From: TheDirector
Subject: Todays events and other daily reminders
Antony DiNozzo, I would like it if I didn't have to remind you daily that the company computer is not a machine for searching explicit things, especially if it's on Wikipedia or a stripper site.
McGee, I have the CIA crawling all over my ass because YOUR p.c. hacked into their main frame yesturday, which you forgot to mention to me...AGAIN. I'm only going to warn you one last time NOT TO DO IT OR I'M GOING TO FIRE YOUR ASS, EVEN IF GIBBS ASKS YOU.
Abby Scuito, I would appriciate it if you didn't hug the embassador of France, a handshake would have been good enough.
Todd and Gibbs, my office, NOW. (Or to hell with it, I'll kick both your asses to New Mexico).
I personally don't think it's my best one shot, but hey! Please review,
GPR