There once was a gay called Phoebe She was the gayest girl around
One day she came, slapped me in the face, threw me down, and kneed me
I stood up, pushed her to the ground
She got up, put on a frown
I ran away, I didnt want to die
She caught me up, and gave me some pie
I ate it, not wanting to die
Then punched her, right in the eye.
.-:Phoebe went to hospital and was admitted to the psychiatric unit for the very rare desease - Gayitus:-.