Oh Brother part II : Epilogue by Amberfox
(Hi everyone! This story is dedicated to Sanarina from her own fic 'Oh, Brother!'. It was so funny, I had to write an epilogue! Check her fic out and Enjoy! I don't own anyone or anything other then the plot, so don't sue : ))
Sasuke finished training in his usual spot one sunny afternoon. It had been a month after Naruto's blasphemous attempt at humour and the blond had eventually recovered from the thorough ass-kicking Saske gave him after he finished off the cookies and went after him, but the avenger still wouldn't talk to him. The fact that he, Uchiha Sasuke, the prodigy of his class would fall for something so obviously stupid! Ooh, it just made him boil thinking about the dead-last pulling a stunt like that on him!
Walking home, Sasuke had just about simmered down when he noticed his front door was slightly opened. Being a true ninja, Sasuke sneaked inside, kunai at the ready. Sneaking down the corridor he checked all the rooms for any signs of the enemy until he reached the kitchen. Hearing the tell-tell sound of fabric moving inside the room he opened the door slightly and peeked in. What he saw sent him back into a fiery rage.
Two black-cloaked figures sat waiting for him at the table. One bore the forehead protector of the Hidden Wave village with a clear slash across the metal, while the other fingered his own protector with a slashed leaf insignia on it.
The bloody cheek! Of all the times to do this, he had the nerve to do this now! Did he want another trip to the hospital or something! He was so dead!
"Little brother, I know you're there." Itachi's soft voice snapped Sasuke out of his rage induced daydream. The two men turned expectedly as the boy entered the room, eyes hidden under his bangs.
"It's time we settled this." Itachi began.
"I don't believe this…"
"Pardon?"
"What the hell were you thinking!" Sasuke shouted, glaring at his brother. "Do you think I'd fall for this twice!" He gestured the Kasame. "You even made one of that fish guy!"
"The what guy?" Kasame asked, but the boy wasn't finished.
Still glaring at his brother he circled him, eyeing him critically. "Well you have the proportions right, I'll give you that. And his attitude it at least up to par. But I'm still gonna kick your ass-"
"Then let us battle to the death." Itachi told him, but it was all in vain as Sasuke was in his own little world.
"-but since there's two of you, you're probably Kage Bushins. It's obvious. I will find you Naruto, and when I do I'll beat you so badly you won't be able to find your face with both hands and a flashlight!" Grabbing Itachi's hand he stormed off, dragging the confused man behind, followed by an even more confused fish man.
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The crowds of Konoha parted and stared in shock at the sight before them. Uchiha Sasuke was actually angry. And not only angry, but extremely pissed off, dragging his brother, a missing nin, down the high street, followed by another nukenin.
"Naruto!" The small Uchiha yelled as he saw his quarry at the reman stand.
"Oi, Sasuke-teme!" Naruto greeted before seeing the look on his team-mate's face.
"Did you think you could fool me twice with the same act, you bastard!" Sasuke snarled at the blond. "Do I look as stupid as you!"
"Hey-"
"Listen to me!" Sasuke pushed Itachi to Naruto in force. "The next time you try and pull another stunt like this on me again, not even Tsunade will be able to save you, got it?!" He turned and stormed back the way he came, passing Kasame. "And you did a bad one of his partner, he looks too much like a fish!" He shot out behind him.
Naruto and Itachi watched him go with confusion on their faces.
"What was all that about?" Itachi asked as his friend came to join them.
"I donno, he's your brother." Kasame answered. " And I don't look like that much of a fish, do I?"