Kaya and Faith's Sleepover
Faith and Kaya are best friends. As such they decided one day to have a sleepover. It went something like this…
Faith- turns on stereo Yes! The men are gone! I can listen to Evanescence!
Kaya- Yay! pulls out Roy's boxers Look what I brought!
Faith- Those aren't Roy's are they?
Kaya- /looks slyly at Faith/ Maybe
Faith- They have pink bunnies on them!
Kaya- Yeah I know. Isn't it cute?
Faith- Not really…
Kaya- I think it's cute!
Faith- Yeah…Anyway, I brought tequila!
Kaya- Hell yeah! Let's have a contest! See who can down an entire bottle the fastest!
Faith- Okay/hands Kaya bottle /on three 1…2…3…
Kaya + Faith- /start chugging tequila/
Faith- /finishes first/
Kaya- /can't finish entire bottle/
Faith- /drunk/ Squee/song on stereo changes to 'Hot in Here'/ Yay/Dances in underwear! And bra/
Kaya- /does same in Roy's boxers and bra/
Ed + Roy- /walks in with shirts off /Hi!
Ed- /wide eyes /that is so hot…
Roy- /stares at Kaya/ hey! Those are mine/blushes /I mean, Kaya where did you get those?
Faith- /stumbles over to Ed/ heeelllooo my smexy man whore!
Ed- ummm, hi.
Faith- /leans on Ed for support/
Kaya-/ dances over to Roy/ let's get married! And have like 10 kids!
Roy- /shudders/
Faith- /huggles Ed/ hunny bunny poopy love!
Roy- Whoa…Trippy…
Kaya- Yay pink bunnies!
Faith- Yay tequila!
Ed- Faith, it's time to calm down now.
Faith- Nooooo hunny bunny don't be so mean!
Kaya- /starts crying/ my life sucks.
Roy- its okay Kaya/ hugs her/
Kaya- Yay sexy Roy!
Roy- Uh, Thanks.
Kaya- no problem my sexy man servant.
Faith- Sleepy time /falls unto Ed/
Ed + Faith- /topple onto floor/
Ed- Whoa! Faith wake up! Get off of me!
Kaya- Let's do what they're doing/pushes Roy onto floor and jumps on top of him/ Yay!
Roy- Ow…
Ed- /shakes Faith/
Faith-/ mumbles/ No not the feathers!
Ed- What?
Faith- Naked chocolate mud fights!
Ed- Okay then.
Roy- A peek into the mind of Faith…
Kaya- Shut up/kisses him/
Roy- /distracted/
Faith- Teepee!
Ed- Faith, You're scaring me.
Faith- Ed, do you know where the whipped cream is?
Ed- Yes, why?
Faith- Go get it please/smiles and kisses him/
Ed- /dazed /Of course I'll get the whipped cream. /wanders out/
Roy- What about whipped cream?
Kaya- Mmmm, whipped cream. Run Roy! Run and get it! RUN FORREST RUN!
Ed- /comes back with tub of whipped cream/
Roy- /leaves and comes back with spray bottle of whipped cream/
Faith- Yay!
Kaya + Faith- /take whipped cream/
Faith- /tackles Ed/
Kaya- Wait! I wonder which one of the boys can drink the most tequila before passing out!
Faith- /passes boys tequila bottles/ Here you go, smexy men.
Kaya- Don't call my man smexy/leaps on Faith/
Boy- /start drinking tequila and watch/
Faith- /breaks Kaya's bra strap/
Kaya- /rips Faiths bra off/
Roy- This is getting good!
Ed-/ drool/
Faith- /rips at boxers/
Kaya-DO NOT DEFILE THE SMEXY ROY'S BOXERS!
Faith- /tackles Kaya /you broke my favorite bra!
Roy- I swear those aren't mine!
Ed- Whatever you say Mustang.
Kaya-/pulls faiths hair/
Faith- /screeches and pulls kaya's hair/ Let go of my hair!
Kaya- I'll let go if you let go!
Faith- On three 1…3…2…3!
Faith + Kaya- /both let go/
All- /have a whipped cream fight/
Faith- /licks cream off Ed's shoulder/
Ed- /nibbles it off her cheek/
Kaya- /licks Roy's chest/
Roy- Whoa/a little freaked/
Kaya- C'mon /points at Ed and Faith/ they're doing it!
Faith + Ed- /preoccupied/
Kaya- You know you want to Ron!
Roy- Ron? Who the hell is Ron?
Kaya- I don't know, Rolf.
Roy- /is extremely offended/
Faith- She's drunk what do you expect?
Kaya- Lick me, Rhonda!
Faith + Ed- /start making out/
Roy-/ backs away slowly/
Kaya- /runs and jumps on him and licks his arm/ mmmmm you taste smexy.
Faith + Ed-/ still making out/
Roy- squished Kaya! Ed help!
Ed- Gimme a minute here/makes out with Faith more/
Faith- This is my man Roy! You can't have him/pets Ed/ Good boy.
Kaya- yeah? Well this is my smexy tasting Roy /licks his cheek/
Faith- My man tastes smexier than your man! sticks tongue out at Kaya
Kaya- No he doesn't!
Faith- Yes he does!
Kaya- No he doesn't!
Faith- licks Ed Oh yes he does! AND he kisses better!
Roy- Ouch…
Ed- hehehe
Kaya- You only ever kissed Roy once how do you know Ed's a better kisser than him?
Faith- How would you know that Roy tasted smexier if you've never licked Ed?
Ed- I don't like where this is going…
Roy- /grins/ I do.
Kaya- Maybe we should switch for a minute, just to see.
Faith- Okay!
Faith + Kaya- /switch men/
Kaya- /kisses Ed/
Faith-/ licks Roy/
Kaya- Wow! Ed is a great kisser!
Faith- Roy definitely tastes smexy.
Kaya + Faith-/ switch back/
Roy- I feel loved /sighs happily/
Ed- Why? I'm a better kisser than you are!
Roy- Yeah but I taste smexier!
Ed- Yeah well Faith kisses better than Kaya!
Kaya- Ow…goes all emo in the corner
Roy- Yeah… I'm not gonna say anything about that cause she's already emo
Kaya: you hoe
Faith- I can't help it if I'm hot /shrugs/
Ed- and Roy can't help that he likes women's perfume
Kaya: oh! You know what would be amusing, if Roy and ed kissed! It would be cute!
Faith- Yeah! That would be awesome!
Ed- No it wouldn't! Nooooooo!
Roy- Yeah no.
Faith- /gives Ed puppy dog eyes/ Pleeeeeeaaaaasssseeee?
Ed- I dunno…
Kaya: Roy if you don't kiss him im going to tell them your 'secret'
Roy- No! Anything but that!
Faith- C'mon Ed! You know you want to!
Ed- /sighs/ I don't think we're getting out of this one Roy.
Roy- I guess so…
Kaya: okay! And it cant be just a peck! You have to REALLY kiss eachother, like tongue and everything, and I might tell them you're secret anyway just cause I feel like it /evilness/
Roy- Oh good god.
Ed- Let's just get this over with.
Ed + Roy- /full out kissing scene/
Faith- Woo hoo!
kaya/ points at Roy/ Roy feels insecure if he doesn't have his blankie
Faith- /laughs hysterically/
Roy + Ed- /finish kissing/
Roy- Whoa… Ed is a good kisser…
Ed- Uh, thanks…
Faith- /between laughter/ That was hot you guys!
Kaya: you better not go gay mustang, or I might tell them another secret
Faith- Bisexual would be okay though makes for a fun party.
Ed- I prefer you. Roy sucks.
Kaya/ 'disciplines' ed/ that wasn't nice /tears/
Ed- I didn't mean to be mean Kaya I'm sorry. /looks slyly at Roy /I think I know how you can make it up to Roy for telling his secret though…
Faith- Uh oh…
Kaya: really? I think I know what you're talking about.. /looks at Roy for a second then jumps on him/
Ed- Actually I meant that you and Faith had to kiss now.
Kaya: oh… okay, sure
Faith + Kaya- /kiss eventually start making out/
Roy- Is it just me or did they agree to that way too fast?
Ed- /smiling happily /Who cares?
Roy- What if they go lesbo on us?
Ed- Then we hope that they are nice enough to let us watch
Roy- True, my friend, very true.
Kaya + faith/ fall on floor/
kaya/ gets up /hee hee you're a good kisser too
Faith- Damn girl you too
Ed- Sooo hot…
Roy- No! Don't leave me! Especially not for Faith!
Faith- What's wrong with me?
Roy- You would actually keep her!
Ed- Then I would keep her too…Sweet
Kaya: no, I'm your smexy.. /hugs Roy/
Faith- It's okay Ed, You're still the best kisser and I've kissed Riza Hawkeye.
Roy- WHAT?
Kaya: ooh! Is she good?
Faith- She wasn't bad, way to timid though she just lets you do whatever
Ed- to Roy Why are they talking about this?
Kaya: I had to kiss Zelda one time…it was the only way to get Vaati out of trouble…. She's okay….
Roy- This is scaring me.
Faith- I kissed Winry on a dare once she was friggin awesome!
Kaya: OMFG! I had to kiss adriens sister one time! She was like wayyyy better than anyone I've ever kissed!
Roy + Ed- Ow…
Faith- I know I was so surprised with Winry you know but man the girls got some serious kissing skills!
Ed- It saddens me that she knows more about this than I do.
Kaya: oh! And I had to kiss this one random person one time… she just might have been better than Adrian's sister… and Roy…
Faith- I had to kiss this one girl at this military party. I had no idea who she was but dude she had the lips of an angel…
Roy- Okay! That's enough!
To be continued…