Introduction, The Beginning

"What's our mission now Kakashi-sensei?"

"Hmm..we received an odd request just this morning. It's a C rank mission so it's suitable for a genin team."

"We're suppose to find the Holy Toast."

"What is this...umm Holy Toast, Kakashi-sensei?" Sakura asked. She never read about a Holy Toast among the books she read for academy.

"Exactly as it sounds, it's a type bread that's been revered by generations of bread connoisseurs. Supposedly, it has some magical properties that one of our agents discovered actually amplified chakra. To non-ninja folks, the effects appear magical."

"So where do we find this toast."

"It's located in the Village of Hidden Wheat."

"Wheat? There's a villageof wheat? That's pretty dumb." Naruto declared.

"It may be a very unoriginal idea to name a whole village after a crop but the farmers of the land take pride of their harvest, Naruto. It'll be very undiplomatic of us to insult their harvest." Kakashi replied.

"Also, Naruto, you should take note. Ramen noodles is made from wheat and the Village of Hidden Wheat supplies 80% of the village's flour."

"Why didn't you say so earlier Kaka-sensei! So there are ramen shops there?" Naruto

"There might. We'll have good timing. When we arrive it will be time for the Harvest Festival."

"Yes! A food trip! Thank you jii-chan for giving us this mission!." Naruto bumped both his fists to the air.

Suffice to say, only Naruto was excited for the mission, but Kakashi suppose 1 out of 3 wasn't so bad.

As much as a lousy mission it seems, finding a bread of all things, Team 7 thought it was an upgrade to finding Tora the demon cat for the last 3 times. Plus, there was wheat to make ramen and Sakura can almost imagine this was a field trip with Sasuke. Afterall, how bad can finding bread be?

Going to the village capital of wheat turned out to be a horrible idea.

"Ewwww! A toast just pooped on me!."

Several toasts on wings flew over their heads and one had decided to drop a wet trace of butter on Naruto's head.

"I see something shiny over there." Sasuke pointed to the right cave.

They proceeded to the direction Sasuke pointed. All the while flying toasts kept dropping butter goo on them.

Sasuke was half-tempted to katon them to black crisps.

Naruto's solution was to eat them.

Sakura refused, thinking of the amount of calories eating all the bird toasts will give.

Eventually, they reached the source of the shining light Sasuke saw a speck of earlier.

"Woah.. I didn't expect this..but this would explain the toasts."

Standing before them was a 50 feet high oven toaster.

Before them, bright lighte emitted from the toaster's slot. This was the suppose entrance to the Holy Toast.

"Ladies first." Kakashi said.

Sakura rolled her eyes. Trust Kakashi to be a gentleman only when they're about to enter a giant oven toast that birthed human-sized flying toasts on wings.

"I'll hold your hands if you're scared Sakura."

Sakura punched him, huffed and decided to go in first, followed by Naruto, Sasuke and Kakashi.

Unbeknownst to Team 7 a rift opened to an interdimensional world when they entered what acctually was the Cracked Toastbox of Doom.

And so begins the world of crack.