Chapter 1
It was a spooky forboding day. There was dark skies and smoke in the sky. Today was the daY I would find out my desitiny. I herd the whooshy whooshy noises the TARDIS makes when it lands. The sexy machine landined on top of Rose Tyler and she fucking died.
"Oh no!" I pretended to be sad but I hated that bitch in secretly. She went to the same middle school as me and she was in a group of totally preppy annoying blonde girls, and was older than me ans looked down on me and was mean at lunch. I was happy but confused because I didn't know what the TARDIS was yet. I had never met the mysterious Doctor either.
My name is Jessica Lynn and I live in London. I lve in a flat (which is like an apartment but its different in Britain. I love obscure music like the Smiths, because the radio only plays shitty crap that assholes listen to in my hopmewon of Los Angeles. That's why I moved. But I miss my mom in California. I play ukulele, I sing, and I like to wear cute clothes.
I stared in aww of the TARDIS and its sudden appearance. Blood and guts from Rose oozed out from under it. Then a handsome man walked out of the big blue bo. It was the Doctor! He looked like the 10th doctor and was super hawt. But he was also reely nice and fun like 11th doctor.
"Weare is Rose?" sed yhe doctor as he stepped out. The he saw her squished corpse rotting under his feet. "Ew" he said. Then he looked at me. My wavey red hair blowing the in the wind. I looked just like Amy opnd but much prettier.
"would you like to come with me ma'am?" he asked me with a wink in his eye.
"I would love too!" And I said. And I walked into the TARDIS.