So, as some of you out there may have seen 'Ten Noble Huntsmen' has been taken down. As of recently, I've come to realize that I'm not very good at writing dramatic stories. If you're still seeking RWBY X Ten Little Roosters, I believe I saw someone else doing it, and they're doing a much better job than I could have. Anyway, I decided that I'm going to stick to what I do best: humor-parodies. Here's a preview of my next work:
Glynda: Students of Beacon Academy. While I realize that this is the beginning of your summer vacation, I have some news that may be of interest to you. Archeologists off the coast of Vale have discovered an ancient treasury. As you may know, the ancient people of Remnant were quite wealthy, but also very-
?: Boooorrrriiiig! You don't wanna hear about that, future huntsmen! You wanna hear about gold, pecs and explosions! I'm Tungsten, and I'm here to ask you one question and one question only: EXPLOSIONS?! *Loud Explosion*
Glynda: Excuse me, sir, but this is a private school frequency. If you could please vacate the-
Tungsten: That sentence had too many syllables. APOLOGIZE!
Glynda: As I was saying, we have discovered that the treasury is buried in the center of a large island and will only open, and I quote, "when the champion of Remnant feeds it the blood of the ultimate coward."
Tungsten: We at the Tungsten corporation sincerely believe this is f*cking awesome! It's so awesome that we're gonna set up a tournament to find Remnant's #1 badass. If you want in, come to where the treasury is buried; on the Badass Island of Badassitude!
Glynda: That's not what the island is called-
Tungsten: THE BADASS ISLAND OF BADASSITUDE!
Glynda: *sigh*
(Coming soon)