"Kaiji, you're fucking poor. Suck my dick and I'll give you money."
ZAWA ZAWA
Kaiji's eyes widened, and his body began to tremble. 'Shit! He's right, I am poor! But sucking dick isn't a gamble…'
The man who had spoken to Kaiji; a fat, ugly and hairy man, unzipped his pants. "C'mon, this is nothin'. What's suckin' a dick compared to the human derby? My cum ain't gonna kill you."
ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA
"Okay," Kaiji relented, "I'll suck your dick. But only for 1 million yen."
"Deal."
The fat man took off his underwear as Kaiji sat down on his knees. His penis was FUCKING YUGE, I'm talkin' like 12 inches dude.
"OPEN WIDE, KAIJI!"
ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA ZAWA
Kaiji started to cry as the man forced his massive meat rocket in and out of his mouth. He could hardly breathe. Now would be the time you'd expect an "I hate this!" joke, but that's a little too obvious for me, so I'll skip that.
Like a bomb went off, the ugly man's warm fluids flooded Kaiji's mouth. The man pulled out his baloney pony and laughed boisterously. "Now that wasn't so bad was it, Kaiji?"
Kaiji vomited, then started to cough furiously. "Now here's the 1 million yen like we agreed." The man handed Kaiji a check, much to his surprise. 'Wait, no catch? I get money, just like that?' Kaiji was ecstatic, for once in his miserable life, things were finally looking up. He exited the building and started skipping around but was soon stopped.
"Hey, you!"
"Who, me?" Kaiji asked, pointing a finger to himself.
"Yeah, suck my dick or I'm gonna shoot you." Illustrating his point, the man pointed a pistol to Kaiji's forehead.
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So Kaiji sucked his second dick of the day. Once he had finished, the man shot Kaiji anyway and took his check. Kaiji, being the "ultimate survivor" he is, survived of course. He spent the rest of the night crying in a hospital room.
THE END