I come with new story not new chapter! Yeah. I'm a bit lack of idea to continuing recent story but up with new plot. HAHAHA! ... Kill me now.

And as usual, tell me if I did some wrong grammar :D

It was a nice night.

A girl out from the bathroom while there's a boy waiting for her on the bed.

Kagura stood in front of Sougo with a single towel covered half of her body while Sougo only wore his bottom uniform.

Salmon-colored hair of the girl was not tied by two Chinese buns. It was half wet. Her pink cheeks and lips, small body, bright blue-colored eyes, made her looks... Zzzuraper cute.

"... Now what?" She asked with her innocent tone.

Damn. She makes me nervous.

The prince of sadist, with his personality and appearance, could 'sleep' with any girl he wants.

But he never did that, for your information. This is the first time he went to a love hotel with a girl, her rival, a girl who are supposed to doing argument any time any where with him.

"Hey, Sadist, I ask you."

"S-Sit here," he pointed on beside him. And Kagura does as Sougo said.

Kagura's pale skin thighs almost aren't covered by the towel she wore. And Sougo clearly could she her cleavage. Althought they were pettan but Sougo still made nervous.

"... Y-You really sure want to do this, China girl?" he asked after sighed once.

The girl slowly nodded. Her eyes sparkles while she was looking at the prince of sadist.

"T-Touch me, Sadist. No, S-Sougo..."

Kagura took Sougo's hand and put it on her breast.

"Huh?"

Something strange with Kagura's breast.

"I knew her are nothing but... This is the way too soft," he thought.

"Like a..."

"HOW DARE ARE YOU PUT YOUR DIRTY HAND IN MY HIJIKATA SPECIAL?"

*Erotic music stopped*

A man's voice woke Sougo up and found his hand was in the bowl full of mayonnaise.

Sougo realized that he was not in the love hotel but in the Shinsengumi HQ. He's not with the China girl but with the vice-commander of the Shinsengumi and his madness.

"... Oh shit," the man thought as he pulled out his hand from the bowl quickly. "So it was a dream."

While ignoring Toshiro's wrath Sougo went and opened the door.

"WAIT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? DON'T RUN AWAY FROM MY LECTURE!"

"... It's my turn to go patrol, Hijikata-san."

Too bad it's just a dream, Sougo thought in his mind. He doesn't give a damn about how cute Kagura was in his dream but it would be interesting if he could bed his rival, right?

As he remembering his must-be-come-true dream, Sougo patrol around the Edo City with a pair of earphones connected to samurai-MP3 hanging around his ears.

Everything seemed perfect until a little girl voice disturbing his favorite song which currently is on playing.

"Oooooiiiii, Sadiiiiiissstttt," shouted the girl as her hands were waving at him.

The sadist sighed then walked nearing the China.

And there is, the subject of his dream.

"Can you be a lady just for one day, China?"

"I have a favor to ask."

"Me too. I want you to disappear from my eyes."

"I am really serious!"

"Okay, okay. What do you want?"

"I want a baby."

Kagura spoke with innocent yet deadpanned tone and Sougo was made speechless by the girl.

"... And why you told me instead of other characters?" he asked, with his usual monotone but still sounds surprised.

"I told Shinpachi and Anego. They were extremely surprised. I told old baba, Catherine and Tama they gave me a long-time lecture. When I told Gin-chan, he gave me a bitch slap. So I decided to tell someone who wouldn't has so much respond, like you."

"Y-You think I didn't surprised? I did! Why the hell with you suddenly want a baby?"

"I saw a dorama. A woman in the dorama just gave a birth. Her baby was so cute so I want some. After that I asked Tsukki and Hinowa how to get a baby but I got some really-long-time lectures so I searched by myself on Wipikedia."

Sougo chocked by his own saliva. She's already 17 and still this innocent! She doesn't even know how to make a baby! She's an idiot!

"So... You want a baby and you knew how to make it, what do you want now?"

"Let's have a baby! No, some babies!"

Sougo Okita, 21 years old, single, for the first time was asked to have a baby by his rival who actually a super innocent.

Will it be goes on like Sougo's dream?

This is how the story will begin.

CHAPTER 01

Gintoki laughed so hard when Sougo told him the whole story.

"You slapped her when she said she wanting a baby and now you laugh," Sougo said as he annoyed by the twenty-something man responds.

Gintoki could not stop his laugh.

In middle of his laugh he exclaimed, "I just can't believe that my daughter would be that innocent! HAHAHA! She even asked her rival! And what's your answer, Soichiro-kun?"

"I absolutely reject her. And by the way my name is... Ah forget it. You will never remember my name."

"But you still look annoyed, Soichiro."

"She made me sick! I've reject her for countless time and she won't give up."

"Why do you think she wants you so bad?"

"She likes me, I wonder."

"Wrong, Soichiro-kun!" Gintoki pointed his finger right in front of Sougo's nose, "because you're the only one who didn't give a such respon when she told you that!" he said as he still in middle of his laugh (the one you never seen in the manga nor anime. He extremely satisfied with this).

"It's not like that I didn't surprised either, Danna."

While still laugh, Gintoki push Sougo outside the Yorozuya.

"Meet her. She's downstair," he said with teasing tone.

Sougo still annoyed but he went downstair afterall.

The downstair of Yorozuya is a bar called 'Snack Otose'. And there's a China girl, a robot, a former thief, and an old baba were in middle of some chit-chat.

"Ah, Kagura-sama. It's Okita-sama."

The girl turned her head and saw Sougo was standing behind her.

"Oh, you finally changed your decision?"

"Not really, China. Just to check if you have found replacement of me."

"You really care, Sadist. But I don't have any plan to replace you."

"... Why do you wanna have a baby with me so badly?"

Kagura thrown something she could reach near her and hit Sougo's nose.

"What was that? You were trying to kill me?"

"Reflect. Because you just said something funny so I couldn't help myself."

"Where's the funny about that? Why did you become this stupid?"

Even a sadist became desperate.

Kagura ignored Sougo and said, "let's have a baby," with serious face (and you can see Otose chocked by her cigarette, Tama became error (?), and Catherine was laughing like Gintoki was on the background).

Sougo ignored Kagura back and turned went out from Snack Otose. Kagura innocently ran after him.

They were unconsciously walking over the river.

"... Why did you following me?" asked the prince of sadist whom just realized.

"To make sure you'll change your mind."

"It'll happens when Hijikata already stopped being a mayonnaise freak."

"What a good bokke."

"That was not a bokke!"

"Haha, you're doing tsukkomi now."

"You are going to turned me into a straight guy now, China!"

"Ah, look, a danbooru."

"Nice joke, China. I'm not going to do any tsukkomi."

"No, stupid, I mean there's a box floating on the river and I see a small hand is waving at us."

"You mean there's a baby inside the box?"

"Yeah. Jump to the river and grab it or I'll throw you to the river."

"Who are you? My mom?"

"You know I could do anything with my streight. Now go or die."

"Okay, okay."

Tch. Since when did I become so polite to her? The author made me out of character!

Sougo took off his clothes except his boxer and jump to the river, reached the box, and swim back to the side of the river.

Not long after that Kagura ran to him.

Both of them curiously take a look at the inside of the box.

There was a baby boy. With black colored and straight hair, and lime colored eyes. His hand was waving at Kagura and Sougo.

"Mama, Papa," the baby called Sougo and Kagura respectively.

Yes, respectively. Which means he called Sougo 'Mama' and 'Papa' to Kagura.

"... Why does he call me Mama?"

"... Because your first draft was a pony tail girl with medium breast and holding an umbrella."

"Then why he called you Papa? You wouldn't even exist if I were a girl now."

"Mama, Papa."

The baby touch the 'Papa' and 'Mama' cheek with his hands, with an angelic smile, with really moe voice that Sunrise should use moe voiced person than Kugirie to voicing him.

Sougo looked at Kagura with his usual deadpanned face and says,

"... God must be granted your wish."

TO BE CONTINUED...

Althought it was a mature prologue but this fanfict isn't supposed to be one! HAHAHA. Actually, I was planning to. But, I'd rather to turning it into some 'cute-story-between-girl-and-boy' :D RnR please X3