Steve was looking over the balcony of his treehouse. That night, he had lost five diamonds in the caves, and he was feeling down. The potions that he had been drinking weren't enough to save him from his severe clinical depression. From the corner of his eye, he spotted something green. Quickly, he turned around, drawing his diamond sword. In front of him was a creeper, but not like he expected. Their body was more human and tall. The creature's normally blocky body was wide and curvy. They looked at Steve and smiled. "You free tonight?"