"So let me get this straight, you call me up, out of the like, the fucking blue and you just expect me to do all this shit for you?!"
"Um well, yeah."
"Well, fuck me!"
"So are you coming?"
Puck sighed, "Give me ten minutes."
"Can I touch your tits?"
Rachel glared and crossed her arms. Puck sighed and huffed, "Fine! May I please touch your breast?"
Rachel smiled and uncrossed her arms, "You may."
"Rachel is a crazy, annoying, midgit!"
"I know r-..." Sam turned around to see a very pissed of Puck, "No, she's not?"
"Damn right because she's MY annoying midgit and only I'm allowed to call her that!"
"What the fuck happened to you?!"
"Excuse me Noah?"
"Your hair God damn it!"
"My hair?"
"You cut it, and you knew I liked it the way it was... so does Finnocence like your hair all short?"
Rachel tentavily touched the hair she cut in hopes of grabbing Fin''s attention, "... He didn't even notice."
"Why did you just do that?!"
"What did I do?"
"You know what!"
"..."
"My mom and you, talking! Together! That's just fuckin' great, Berry! Now she's probably got our whole wedding planned out! She's probably got your wedding dress already ordered and the court justice coming tomorrow!"
"Actually your mother and I both agreed that picking out a wedding dress takes time and having a traditional Jewish wedding ceremony would be best."
"... WHAT?!"
"Noah! Why is Jacob Ben Isreal hanging from the flagpole?!"
"How the hell am I supposed to know, maybe he climbed."
"He's screaming for his mommy and is being held by his underware!"
"What Jewfro does in his personal time is none of my concern Berry... Though I guarentee he won't be trying to look up anyone's skirt in the near future."
"Will you two please, just go out already?"
"Becca!" Puck screamed frantically trying to kick his nosey little sister underneath the table as Rachel dropped her fork in shock.
"What Noah? I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking!"
"Mom, will you please, tell your daughter something!"
"... Well, she does have a point, Noah."
"Noah! Aren't you worried at all what people wiill say when they realize we are back together?"
"Babe, you're with me now!" Puck exclaimed slipping an arm around her shoulders with confident smirk, "Don't worry about a thing, babe! The Puckerone got you covered."
"I don't know..."
"Berry, are you questioning my badassness, again?!"
"How could Noah possibly like her? She is rude, has no sence of personal hygenie and she looks like she applied that cheap lipgloss in the dark."
"Well they do have a lot in common and he said Lauren is a very talented kisser." Tina stopped when she saw Rachel face fall.
"But she's got nothing on you, Rachel!" Rachel smilied and began to walk away. "Someone is alittle jealous!" Tina said under her breath.
"I heard that and I am not!"