What Trowa would never say...
by Dekiru-chan
Trowa turns to face Lion
Trowa: Bite me.
Lion: o.O
Same, exact voice as ______ *
Trowa: Ah... In the name of the moon, I will punish you....
*fill in the blank with what's obvious.
after Catherine slaps him
Trowa: Do unto others as you would have to a Pokemon... (don't ask me where I arrived with the last word.)
pushes her off his Gundam, steps on her, and continues to wreak havoc
Trowa squints at cue card
Trowa: Pa pa pa pa... paaaaa... pa pa pa pa... paaaa... Pepsi- Colaaaa...
Trowa: My name? Trowa Fuuma Kamui Seishuku Hiyuku Brook Mitera ..... (2 minutes later) .....Barton, but you can just call me No name... (Nanashi)
Trowa: This Gundam sucks! Give me Duo's!
Duo: No! Its mine.. you meanie.
Trowa looks at an elephant in the circus
Trowa: I swear you look exactly like my Gundam...
Elephant: .
Hands a piece of paper to a man
Trowa: I'm a teenager, I've killed millions of people, attempted suicide more than once, contracted amnesia, and I've perpetrated as a traitor... It all there on my resume...
Manager: ^^;;;;; Ah... Sou desu ka... [ Ah... I see... ]
Trowa: -_- ::satisfied smirk:: [ I'm perfect for a physician's assistant]
Says nothing, but wears this overly cute smile upon his face and stares at the screen.
Trowa: =3
**Magnified: =3
also known as the "Vapid puppy face"Trowa sits on Santa's lap... o.O
Santa: ^^;;; Now young man, what would you like for Christmas?
Trowa: Hmm...
ponders for a moment
Trowa: .... Quatre.
Dekiru-chan clutches her chest and spits out a mouthful of Diet Pepsi
Dekiru: AGH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NO YAOI!!! NOOOOOO!
Throws her Diet Pepsi can at the computer screen and every other throwable object in her general proximity
Dekiru: EVIL! EVIL! DIE DIE DIE!
Please excuse us for a moment...
*Revised version of previous one
Santa: ^^;;; Now young man, what would you like for Christmas?
Trowa: Hmm...
ponders for a moment
Trowa: .... Diet Pepsi.
Dekiru: -_- Fine... better than last time.
The End.
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Dekiru-chan's note: Ahh... ^.^ First fan fiction in a long time... Obviously, I've been busy. ^.~ Sumimasen... ^.^This is apparently ludicrous and insipid, however, what's extremely inane is the incident in which I bought an anime DVD for Christmas. After swooning and floating around the shop in euphoria, I came home and realized my DVD player was... broken. Bleah... now, I can't watch my precious DVD... and I still have to work on an outrageously immense project. ^.~