Blue: Welcome to Insanity Inc. Where me and my friend Sunni1989 (a newbie) have made one of the most ridiculous ideas ever…

Sunni: Yeah what she said.

Blue: Anyway, we just happened to get this idea from playing a Crash Bandicoot game and well, it's hilarious.

Sunni: Uh-huh. Anyway, Rated r for language, violence and other things. This should be interesting.

Our Interview with the Crash Bandicoot characters. Chapter one

"Ahem…. We are here with Crash Bandicoot, one of the most famous video game characters in the history of forever." Blue announces to the t.v. viewers.

"Wave to the camera Crash." Sunni told the orange Bandicoot politely.

Crash gave Sunni a look and then said: "What the fuck for? Damn, if I wanted to wave, I would have by now…"

Sunni and Blue gave each an odd stare before looking at Crash who was sitting with his legs wide open on the couch lighting a cigarette.

"Alright, damnit what do you want?" Crash asked raising an eyebrow.

"Er… you can talk?" Blue asked questioningly.

"Who can't! Just because I don't say a damn in none of my video games doesn't mean I don't talk in real life! You stupid bitch, what the hell do you take me for, an idiot!" Crash screamed at the two girls.

"Uh… okay…? So how does it feel to be one of the world's greatest heroes?" Blue stammered.

"It pisses me the hell off!" Crash answered angrily, "I bust my ass everyday and then you two bring on national T.V. to diss me like that? I mean, what the fuck would I come to an interview to not talk! You think I'm stupid or something? Well lemme tell you something, if anybody in that whole damn series is stupid, it's Coco!"

"Uh… she's the smart one…" Sunni said giving Blue a nervous glance.

"Would you call somebody who was having a relationship with Cortex a smart person!" Crash sneered taking a drag of the cigarette.

"WHAT!" Blue and Sunni screamed in unison. "EWWW!"

Crash laughed devilishly, "And don't even get me started on what I caught her doing with Crush!"

Sunni raised an eyebrow. "I thought you were a nice bandicoot."

"Well I am, when I'm in fucking public. This is an interview, so I have the right to express myself as I normally am off camera." Crash replied, a little more calmly.

O.O ---- (Blue's face looked like that)

"Okay…" Sunni then looked at her notebook and then sighed. "So whatever happen to that female bandicoot from your debut video game?"

"Who, Sasha? Oh, that bitch? I dumped her ass once I caught her screwing around with Ripper Roo." Crash told them rolling his eyes. "I still have nightmares about her and that damn psycho fucking around on MY bed…"

Blue held her stomach. "Oh gross…"

"Why the HELL would you tell us that?" Sunni screamed, "I only asked what happened to her! TMI damnit!"

"Hey, isn't this an interview?" he asked as Blue left the room.

"Yes…" Sunni mumbled.

"Like I was saying, on MY bed. And I was like, 'What the hell are you doing!' and she was like, 'Crash it's not what you think!' and I'm like, 'Then what the hell is it, did you trip, fall and land on his…'" Crash was cut off short by Sunni smacking him with a newspaper.

"That's enough! You are a dirty dog!" she screeched.

"Bandicoot, you blind asswipe… damn I'm out…" Crash threw his still burning cigarette to the ground and walked out of the room.

Blue re-entered the room and Sunni just shook her head. "It's gonna be a long day…." She moaned.

Blue nodded and then stated, "I never knew that Crash was such a bitch…"

Both girls nodded and began to review their questions for the next guest, Coco.

End of transmission

Blue: Well… review and tell us what you think!

Sunni: And if you must flame, be nice about it. We were both hyper and bored so don't be cruel…

Both: BYE!