Chapter 1: The End of Beans
Nico was fucking hungry as shit. He looked everywhere throughout Camp Half Blood for something to eat. He would have even eaten Necca Wafers, which everyone knows are just coagulated dust that fell off of machinery in a black licorice factory. Eventually, in the Apollo cabin, he found a can of beans. He opened them, ready to eat, but there were no beans.
"WHAT THE FUCK?" Nico yelled, "WHO THE HELL ATE ALL THE BEANS AND PUT THE CAN BACK?"
"I DID!" screamed a triumphant Will Solace, "I know you've come in here every night for the past week and stolen my fucking beans. I need to eat them for a medical condition, douchebag."
"I have a medical condition too." Nico explained, "The Demeter kids sold me some grass and now I have the munchies."
"Fuck you, asshole." Will replied.
"Ay, can y'all shut the fuck up please? I'm tryna sleep." Whispered Marqueese, another Apollo cabin member.
"We'll take it outside." Nico said ominously. Will walked out first, Nico following a few moments later. They stood outside the Apollo cabin, eyes locked, ready for a battle.
"I'm sorry I took your beans, man." Nico said, "I didn't know you needed them."
"It's cool bro." Will replied. "So, you eat ass?"
"Chill the fuck out, faggot." Nico answered.
"That's a very hurtful term." Will pouted, saddened.
"I'm sorry, I meant respected member of society who is in no way objectively different from a straight man." Nico offered.
"Thank you, that's perfect." Will responded.
"The hell was that?" Marqueese questioned, having witnessed the whole thing.