Disclaimer: I do not own big spidie (hides leash behind back)
Well, this is sorta a poem I just had to think of where Shelob is concerned. Parents, read this closely, it might help out a lot!
Shelob
Or
A poem to make children nice
What are you most afraid of?
The darkness? Black cats? Strange people?
Or are you afraid of ghosts?
Dear children, close your eyes,
Those fears were just a game.
Here comes the mistress of fear
Who lives in darkness, and has all fame.
Cirith Ungol, the Spider's Tunnel,
That is my lair, by the black land.
Children beware; you're in for a scare!
I feed on fear, I feast on despair.
Go to bed my juicy children, or I might come
To feed on YOU!
(And brush your teeth too!)
Shelob is my name.
A giant spider am I,
Don't ask your father to save you from me,
He might have struck the deal!
(You make such a tasty meal!)
But what is that?
Oh no! Oh my!
The sun comes up,
I have to hide!
Little children, you are safe for now,
But don't keep your hopes up too high.
Wait 'till dawn, and I'll come back
To haunt your dreams anew!
Well, that was the poem. Read&Review, Flames are tasty for the cat (not too smoky though).
