It first hit him at dinner, that something was different about his daughter. Ino was loud, domineering, and well down right evil to those who pissed her off enough, something only enhanced by her recent jobs. Really, Inochi thought, why did his daughter have to find a mentor in Ibiki Morino? Why not Tsunade-sama like Sakura and Gai's girl or even the Genjustu specialist Kurenai? Nope, he sighed, it had to be with the Torture and Investigation unit. Which brings us to where he was now. Instead of drinking with his with Chouza and Shikato he was on his rump, tied down not with ropes or chains, dear heavens no. What held him there was his daughter and the promise of "Don't make me give you bad memories of me" whatever the hell that was supposed to mean.
But that aside he supposed he should be happy and proud of his little girl. He knew that she had started seeing somebody recently and was brining him here! Smirking and chuckling inwardly he got himself ready for the drilling of a lifetime cause after all, Ino had to get it from somewhere. He tried that Spill the Beans tactic first.
"So honey, how did you meet your friend?…do I know him?" Laughter could be heard from her room and dread settled into his stomach.
"Well he works part time with information gathering so I've seen him around but Anko, you know her right, sorta set us up" Yup. Dread does spread quickly. If he worked part time for T&I, scare tactics would not work against him, but that barely registered in his mind. Anko. Anko Mitarashi, the Snake Sannin's student. Few ninja ever got to the level of taboo as her, such as Orochimaru himself, Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto Uzumaki. This could only lead to bad things, very bad things. But for now more questions.
"So how much older is he?" Safe questions. Normal questions, after all Anko was older then Ino and most of her friends would be older. Not good.
"Haa he's about a month younger then me, we graduated together." Oh shit. Mentally running off the names in his head he cringed. It all made perfect sense! But why on earth would Ino want to date Shino Aburame? It was the only one that made sense. If it were Shikamaru or Chouji he'd have known by now, That Kiba couldn't even remember to curb his dog so that was out and Uchiha was gone. Inochi wondered a moment if Ino knew that bugs lived in Shino's skin. Before he could ask another questions, his daughter came out and he was ready to send her back in. Screw Morino, she'd been spending too much time with Mitarashi! A purple bra and black vest tried to be a shirt and Inochi wondered how the hell she'd snuck that leather miniskirt in the house. Just as he opened his mouth to yell, the doorbell rang. His daughter ran over giggling and opened the door in a way to give a full view of her boyfriend. The orange pants weren't loud enough apparently, cause its wearer made his voice very loud- Or was he just having a conniption?
"Hey! Ready to go Ino?" Naruto held out his hand and they dashed down the street.
" Don't wait up for me dad, I may not be coming home tonight!" was the last thing he heard before he blacked out.
All of this happened in one night, one that the rumor mill decided to take a vacation on. So Shino Aburame had not a single clue as to why his former classmate's dad was yelling at him for "Not knocking up Ino when he had the chance"