The Case of the Missing Potatoes
AN: So, me and my sister thought of this weird story and I wanted to write it while it was still funny! Enjoy! x
Chapter 1: Suspect
"Hanji?"
Hanji looked up from the experiment she was poring over. A piece of rock from Wall Sina. It fell off when the female titan tried to escape, and she wanted to examine it further.
"Hmm?" she hummed.
Levi walked in the room and glanced down at her with his stoic gaze.
"I know that we have been up to our necks in shit ever since we got back from our failed expedition, but there's a new pressing issue that I thought I should talk to you about," Levi said.
"What is it?" Hanji inquired.
"Follow me. I want to talk about this with that idiot Mike," Levi answered.
The pair walked out of the room and down the hallway of the Survey Corps HQ to Mike's room.
As they entered, Mike was looking out the window. He said nothing as they entered.
"Mike? Levi? What is going on?" Hanji asked.
"We seem to be having some sort of shortage in our food supplies..." Mike drawled as he sniffed the air.
"How can that be? We have never had a problem obtaining food from the merchants before!" Hanji questioned.
"Well, it's not the food in general. It's the potatoes. We haven't been receiving any potatoes in weeks," Mike snorted.
"That doesn't make any sense. The weather is great for growing potatoes." Hanji answered.
"We've already come to that conclusion, poindexter. We think that there is someone behind this. Someone is taking the potatoes for themselves..." Levi retorted.
"Who?" Hanji asked.
"We think it's someone in the Survey Corps..." Levi and Mike said together.