August 11th 2016

"Dublin, Ireland"

10:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time

(Skipper's POV)

Shen's ship slid into the harbor under the cover of darkness. It slipped right into an empty spot on the dock. A cargo ship named "Golden Dragon" dominated the dock dwarfing an America cargo ship that was docked next to it. "how boring," shen said utterly unimpressed by the cargo ship. "Awesome," Po said sarcastically also utterly unimpressed. "Shanghai," classified said, "are you sure he's here?" "there is an increase in supernatural energy," Kowalski said holding up his spectral energy detector, "He's here."

"Are you sure this isn't Ireland," I said. "Obviously it looks like shanghai," Classified said. "Hmm…no…looks like Dublin…chinatown," I said. "I don't think Dublin has a Chinatown sir," Kowalski said. "This is not Dublin Ireland!" classified said, "This is shanghai!" "What are you a travel expert all the sudden?" I asked as we got off the ship. "Shanghai," shen muttered, "Still as frivolous as ever….it's disgusting." Rico hacked up a box stamped with shanghai stamps. We jumped into the box and shipped ourselves to shanghai. Good thing we took the express mail I thought as we arrived. "All Shanghai famous little Dublin district…Now lets find Kai." "Was that really nessecary…" "Whoa!" I said, "How did you get here!" "Because we're in Shanghai!" Classified said. "of course we our we just shipped ourselves here!"

"That makes no sense," Shen said. "Just go with the flow," blowhole said. Classified face-palmed for some reason, "Kowalski what's the supernatural energy reading!" "Sorry I only take orders from skipper," Kowalski said. "Kowalski supernatural energy status report!" I shouted. Kowalski looked at his Spectral energy detector and said, "Mostly not good with hints of horrible." "Kai is here then," I said. "Duh!" Kai said as he landed in front of us, "of course I'm here! And Shanghai is mine…Shangkai…Kaihai…Kaitoplis…Kaitopia…Great Kai city…whatever I decide on it will be known as the place where the penguins are finally defeated! "I couldn't even defeat them in shanghai," Dave said. "What you call running off with the mermaid penguins and private a defeat?" I asked. "Yes it was a total defeat," Dave replied. "Oookay…" I said backing away from Dave.

"shanghai is not going to be renamed to Kaiville anytime soon!" Po said, "because you are about to go down!" "Kaiville? Hmm…that one wasn't so bad." Po hit Kai with his belly slam. "No fair!" Kai shouted, "who using there stomach as a weapon!" "I do," Po said, "or do I need to teach you panda style again?" "why you little!" "Let's start with level zero!" Po whacked kai in the face with a Panda shaped punching bag. Kai grabbed it out of po's hands and ripped it to shreds!" PO hit Kai with his fists of fury…and then kicked him in the… you know where. Kai shouted in pain and said, "why would you hit me there!" Kai still hopping in pain releashed his jombie army. Po jumped up and shouted, "Feet of fury!" Po then ran over the heads of the jombies and Kai. The Jombies broke on impact and Kai just clutched his head in pain. Po then delievered a round house sending Kai flying into a building.

"Nobody could withstand a impact of that force," Kowalski said. "Correction," Kai said as he got up, "No mortal could withstand a impact of that force." "Oh forgot that you're a spirit warrior," Kowalski said. I face-palmed. "I'm so sorry," Kai said, 'but I'm going to have to take your chi!" "Oh yeah?" Kowalski said, "Rico!" Rico hacked up the flame…no the lavathrower. "Take THIS!" Kowalski shouted. Rico fired and a barrage of intense fire was unleashed at Kai. Kai jumped out of the way at the last moment flipping thru the air in slow motion. He landed next to rico and twisted the end of the weapon up causing it turn redhot. "Oh…no…no…no!" Rico said as the lavathrower exploded sending us flying in all directions.

Shen just rolled his eyes and four gorilla rolled a cannon up. Shen fired the cannon which seemed to miss. "Ha! Miss me!" Kai said. "Actually," Shen said, "I wasn't aiming at you!" A highrise building collapsed and fell over…right on top of kai. "Yes!" I shouted. "Um, skipper," Kowalski said as Kai burst fourth from the ruins of the building. "great job!" Kai said, "You just caught the humans attention!" "Oh," Kowalski, Rico, Private, and I said. "Fall back!" I shouted. "Fall back where!" Po managed to get one more punch in knocking Kai across the city, "I will find you! You can't hide in this city for long!" "I have a plan!" Skipper said. "Does it involve me in a mermaid costume?" Private said. "No actually," I said, "it involves kai's fanbase." "But where are we going to find a massive crowd?" Kowalski said. I smiled. "Oh no," Kowalski said, "Not…" "Yes," I said, 'Shanghai Marine world!" "how is a bunch of fish going to help us," Shen said. "Operation flash, crash, and splash?" Private said.

"Yes first we need to draw Kai to the aquarium." Kowalski said. "I have a plan for that," Dave said. As we walked off to Shanghai Marine World Dave pulled out his megaphone. Once we had a great lead Dave said, "Hey Kai! If you want us we'll be at Shanghai Marine world!" "I wonder if Kai heard that?" Private asked. "Oh he heard it," I said as we entered the Aquarium, "he heard it all right!" Across the city Kai charged towards Shanghai Marine world, "You going to be sleeping with the fishes."

(end of chapter One)