This is my first fanfiction ever! I've never tried writing fanfic before, so I hope it goes well. Anyway, onto the story!
Time: 8:12 A.m, Saturday "Gentleman, I present to you the latest invention of mine!" exclaimed Edd as he showed the
three of us an odd looking contraption.
"So sock-head, ya gonna tell us what that is, or just stand there with that stupid grin on your face?" Eddy had been woken early, something he did not like. As a result, he was grumpy. Edd gave him a disappointed look, but almost immediatly returned to hs cheerful state.
"This is a plane, Eddy. But not just any plane, for this plane uses plain ol' oxyen as a fuel! Think of it as a plane that can never run out of fuel, or pollute they sky."
"Way cool DOuble-D! Will it have enough room for my chicken collection?" asked our non-to- bright friend, Ed.
"Ed you don't have a chicken collection..." I said. Ed replied by pulling a stick of butter from his pocket and eating it. He managed to get it all over his -D then pointed out how there were four seats, enough for all of us. Remembering what Edd had said about the plane's fuel, I began to ask,"You said this thing runs on oxygen. How does it do that?" I saw a spark in Double-D's eye. He loved explaining this kind of thing.
"It was really quite simple. I used the advantages of oxygens burning ability and its bountifulness. What happens-"
"Yeah, yeah! Just take us somewhere cool and far away! Somewhere full of fresh suckers to scam." Eddy's greed was already taking over.
"Very well. Did any of you have anything in mind?"
"Nah, just take us somewhere random, I want it to be a surprise."
"Eddie, I like the way you think!" replied Eddy.
"Alright everyone, I don't think we'll be back in the cul-de-sac for a long while. I suggest grabbing whatever you think is important and easy enough to carry. Meet back here in an hour for when we take off." Boy, Edd's really taking charge. He has some sort of enthusiasm I haven't seen. I ran back home to grab what I needed. I grabbed a pocket knife, which I always have on me, an MP3 with totally not illegal songs, and a book for the flight. I grabbed a second book, though I doubted I would read it. About an hour later I went back to the plane to meet the other three. Eddy brought a journal full of scams that had been successful of close to it. Edd brought a bunch of measuring tools, calculators, pencils, etc. Ed brought a giant bag filled with I-don't-know what. Was that a moldy sponge hanging from it?
"Ed, I would not recommend taking on a bag that big. It could add extra weight the plane wouldn't be able to take."
"But Double-D, this bag is full of important things I need. Like my scrambled eggs from last year," Ed said with a sad look on his face.
"Alright Ed, but don't say I didn't warn you." After taking out seats, (which Ed managed to fit his whole bag under) we began take off. Now, before you picture a majestic plane lifting off, don't. It looked like cardboard and sheetmetal held together by tape. It seemed to work, however, so there wasn't any need to worry. I was about to listen to my MP3 when I felt an incredible weight on my shoulders.
"Ed? What are you doing, get off!" I said, chucking Ed to the other side of the plane.
"But Eddie, I'm scared of heights!"
"Then close your eyes and pretend it's a car ride" He did, doing that annoying giggle he does. Now to listen to my MP3, and drown him out...
11 HOURS LATER
Double-D was feeling very tired, so he switched on the plane's autopilot. He climbed back with the rest of us, and closed his eyes. This would have been fine if we didn't start tilting uncomfortably forward. I got up and ran towards him to shake him awake. How could he have fallen asleep this fast?! I gave him a good slap, which seemed to do the trick.
"EDDIE! Are you out of your mind?" he demanded angrily.
"No, but soon we'll be out of the sky," I said, gesturing towards the window.
"GREAT BLAZES! I DIDN'T LEVEL THE PLANE ENOUGH!" He went back to his pilots chair to attempt to fix our falling, but seemed to be getting nowhere. "This plane wasn't build for this kind of G- Force. I can't get it to respond! I suggest you find something, and hold onto it tight!" We all did, yelling as we plunged towards the Earth. I saw the other side of the plane quickly come up to meet me, then darkness.
"-garakuta! Anata wa karera ga daijobuda to omou?"
"Soda to i"
"Watashitachiha byoin ka nanika ni sorera o shutoku suru hitsuyo ga arimasu! Watashitachiha wa chodo koko ni nokosu koto wa dekimasen!" I started to stir at the sound of voices. I opened my eyes, and saw the plane broken and everywhere, and the other Eds sprawled throughout the crash site. I started to slowly get up, when I felt a terrible pain in my chest. I cried out and fell. With great effort, I looked at my chest with horror. There was a terrible burn, almost 3rd degree. Now that I was aware of it, it started to hurt. "Sono hitotsu wa, kakusei shite iru! Are you alright?" I looked for the source of the voice, and found four silhouetted figures. I tried to get up again, being more careful. I managed to stand, but I was gasping. I heard Eddy attempt to stand, and succeed.
"Eddie? Where the hell are we?" I ignored his question. There was no way he actually thought I knew. The four figures now came closer, and I could make thwm out. The first was a short girl, with very long blue hair. She had green eyes, and a mole under the left one. Next was was a girl with short purple hair and eyes to match. She wore a yellow bow in her hair. She looked like she could be related to the third, who also had purple eyes and hair, though the hair was much longer. Finally was the tall pinked haired one. Like the other two, she had purple eyes that sat behind a pair of glasses.
"Oh my, that burn on your chest looks quite bad. We should get you to a hospital quick!"
"That's a bit dramatic. It's just a burn."
"At the very least, let's get you somewhere better than here." I just sighed and went to find Edd. Eddy was already dragging lumpy along, who seemed more asleep than unconscious. I found Edd and picked him up to carry him. As I did so, he shoe hit me in the chest, right in the center of the burn. I gasped and nearly collapsed. I could feel me eyes water.
"Oh dear! Are you sure you're okay?"
"Yeah, just *gasp* fine. No wait, I'm not." I blacked out. I woke up in a bed, wearing a patients gown. Dammit! I said a hospital was a bit excessive, and expensive. I glanced down, and noticed gauze rapped around my chest. I've healed worse injuries with less. The doctors here sure make a big fuss. I saw my clothes in the corner of the room and went to change. I put my pants on before taking the gown off. Just as I was putting my shirt on, the short blue-haired girl from earlier came in.
"Oh, good your awake and dressed."
"Yep. How long was I out?"
"Um...about 4 days?" 4 days?! "Turns out you fractured a few ribs pretty bad. One broke in half. Doctors said if it had moved at even a centimeter back, it would have punctured your heart." My eyes widened, then lowered. I didn't realize I nearly died. Maybe a hospital isn't such a bad idea.
"Real sweet of you to check in. Where are the other three that where with me?"
"They're in the hospital lobby, You had the worst of the injuries." Wonderful. We went downstairs and into the lobby. They were at those hospital restaurants. I sat with them and they handed me a coffee.
"Glad to see you're awake, Eddie."
"Me too." I took a sip of the coffee. It was really good! "So I've been wondering something. Just where are we?" The short purple haired girl answered.
"We're in Kasukabe."
"We're really lost. Can you be a bit more specific? Are we still in the U.S.?"
"No, I'm sorry but we're very far away from the U.S. We're in Kasukabe, Japan."
So how did I do? I tried to make this chapter much longer, and thought it was. When I went back and edited, however, it was very short. I would add some from chapter two, but I feel like a left it at a good ending for a chapter. I'll try to update this weekly, although I won't promise anything.
