Because we were bored…

Naruto Edition.

I and a co-worker are both fans of Naruto and Bleach. I like Naruto more than Bleach and she likes Bleach more than Naruto. So we decided that we would do ongoing drabbles of crack ideas that we came up with while working childcare. Due to the age group we deal with, they bring in their homework and sit a table quietly working away with occasional attempts at trying to get the answers out of us. It doesn't work by the way. Anyways, we get bored during the time they spend writing so we talk about fics we've read and chat about spur of the moment crack ideas. Most of these are spur the moment, undeveloped ideas that never make it onto paper are quite funny. Or at least we find it so. We have talked for months that we need to write some of this down. We never did, but we talked about this about a month ago and thought it would be fun. Each chapter will more than likely be a different crack. Since all of crack ideas that we had and will have fall under the category "Because we were bored" it will all be found here. Some of it will make sense, some of it won't. There will be long chapters and short chapter with everything in-between. X3

Truth is, this isn't even a chapter, so I just want to apologize now. This is an introduction / back-story of the madness that will go on here. There will be crossovers as well as OC's involved. Mostly because we thought it would be interesting to see how said character would react in said world. There will also be what if ideas and well, I won't give away all the details. You'll just have to read it yourself.

I will say this. I like reviews. If you don't like it, just state simply that you don't and leave it at that. If you have CONSTRUCTIVE criticism, I will accept that. I have noticed that people get… flame happy when they see something they don't like and will rip a person apart. I have seen one too many authors quit a story because people have tend to forget that this a place for creative writing within a world created by another author. Granted there is a slight box for us to work in, but there are no restraints within that box. But sadly, we live in an insensitive world and things like emotions and feelings tend to be overlooked because we do not wish to admit that they ARE there. Granted, I have not been flamed like this. YET. But I know it can and more than likely WILL happen. If it does, I will message you to grow up and I will delete said review. For it serves no purpose other than to annoy people. Keep in mind, I work CHILDCARE. I hear enough whining and complaining there. Do you really think I will tolerate it here?

Just so you know, reviews will not make me come out with new stuff any faster. I work several jobs and don't have as much time as I used to. I will however try to be consistent in putting out chapters. I will not promise that though. Life has proven to me that it has one too many curve balls and monkey wrenches to through with a never ending abundance. I also wish to point out that I have no beta reader. Everything I upload is self edited so I can guarantee that there are mistakes in punctuation and perhaps grammar.

I am rambling now. Sorry about that. If you haven't figured out by the title, I am doing the Naruto edition. Should be interesting. I will warn you now that there is no that order I will be going in. One chapter might take place in the second series while the next could take place while the rookies are in the academy. There is no set time frame. Like I stated before, these are drabbles that created in a moment of boredom. Kind of sad huh? But I will say this. Coming up with crack fic ideas is far more entertaining than discussing the weather in a place that see's almost 330 days of clear sky.

"So how's the weather been?" "Oh sunny and warm." "Really? Wasn't it like that yesterday?" "I am afraid so…"

Yeah. Talking about the weather is boring here.

I probably should stop now. You would all probably like to see an actual fic here instead of the story behind the crack or my rants about flaming and other such nonsense…