"Dear Riku;
I'm just writing to inform you of the fact that I LOVE YEWSSSS!!!! Yes, a letter NOT an e-mail!!!! You are the best thing in my life, and ya wanna know something else?!
BEAT YA DO!!
ARE YA READY?!
I DON'T THINK YOU ARES!!!!
OH WELLS!!!!
HERE WE GOES NOWS!!!!
*BOOM!*
I'M BLUE, IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE! IF I WAS GREEN I WOULD DIE!
GIRL YOUR MY ANGLE, MY DARLING ANGLE! GIRL YOUR MY FRIEND WHEN I'M IN NEED BABYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
AH~HA! YOU GOT A FRIEND!!
*RUNS*
AR. GAR. GAR.
1,2 BUCKLE MY SHOE! 3,4 SHUT THE DOOR! 5,6 PICK UP STICKS! 7,8 LAY THEM STRAIGHT! 9, 10 A BIG FAT HEN!!
1,2 FREDDY'S COMING FOR YOU! 3,4 BETTER LOCK YOUR DOOR! 5,6 GRAD YOU CRUCIFIX! 7,8 GOTTA STAY UP LATE! 9,10 NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!!
I'M IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER NAMED RIKU!!!! UN TISS! UN TISS! UN TISS! I'M SO ADDICTED TO YOU! WHEN YOUR GOING DOWN ON ON ME IN BETWEEN THE SHEETS, OR EVERY SOUND YOU MAKE FROM THE LIPS OF AN ANGLE!!! OH YEAH!! BABY YOUR TAKING 7 STEPS RIGHT HERE!!
YOUR A CLOSEST CHEESE LOVER! COME OUT NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SHALL EAT YEWSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M A CLOSEST CHOCOLATE LOVER!!
OH YEAH!!!!! IWILL SING THE DOOM SONG NOW!! DOOM, DOOM, DO-DOOM!! i'm bored....
BOOM!BOOM!BOOM!BOOM! I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM! LETS SPEND THE NIGHT TOGETHER, FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER!! WHAT CAN MAKE YOU SING? MARIA I LIKE IT LOUD!! I'LL BE DREAMING.... OF YOU TONIGHT, UNTIL TOMORROW!! MY UN TISS! BAM! BAMBAM!!
*LICK THE PAPER AND THEN YOU* YUM!!!! OH YEAH.... CHERRY PIE!!!!
Love always;
Sora~3"
Riku twitched. His boyfriend was insane.... He knew that the capitol letters were the part where he had started to scream at the paper.... like always. He didn't know what to do, so he sat down and started to write his own letter.