TOOTHLESS REACTIONS 01

Toothless smiled at the camera and let his ear flap fall to his side.

*Hey everyone, I'm Toothless the Night Fury, and I'll be doing...what are these called again? Reactions? Yeah, a reaction to fanfictions about me and Hiccup! So let's start off with a new story called Storm* Toothless said and started reading.

(Sorry i cannot include actually story, but basically, Toothless dies instantly and gets replaced by a skrill and Hiccup is somehow ok with it!)

*They killed me...they killed me* Toothless said to himself, not believing what he was reading.

*And then, they replaced me...with that Skrill...and Hiccup...is ok with it* Toothless says with a saddened whimper, what would Hiccup think of this? Would he approve?

Toothless then ran off and quickly retrieved Hiccup, who was talking with Astrid about...something.

Then he shoved Hiccup into the computer.

"What bud? You want me to read this fanfiction, it cannot be so bad right?" Hiccup asks and Toothless whimpers, and then Hiccup reads it

( WARNING SWEARING HICCUP INCOMING! )

"SON OF A FUCKING BITCH! I cannot believe they wrote this bullshit and made me just blow Toothless' death off like its a fucking toilet break! SON OF A FU###############" Hiccup yells so loud that everyone, even the people on Berserker Island, could hear Hiccup.

(Ok, swearing Hiccup went bye bye now!)

Toothless then whimpered and nudged Hiccup.

*Are you sure you're not gonna just forget me and get another dragon right after i...die* Toothless says in Dragonese, which Hiccup cannot understand but he somehow understands it.

"Toothless, i will never replace you bud, no matter what SOME people may think. Your my best friend bud, my best friend. If you...d-d-died, i would never just forget you. I would never ride another dragon, ever again." Hiccup says and Toothless shrugs.

*Didn't need to go that far* Toothless said and Hiccup laughed, somehow understanding the just of what Toothless said.

"Hey bud, how about we go for a nice flight and get this...stuff out of your head," Hiccup says and Toothless nods with a purr and they quickly take off into the sky. They are Best Friends, and nothing or no one will change that.

( LINE BREAK )

TOOTHLESS REACTIONS 02

The camera turns on with a beep and Toothless smiles happily.

*Hey guys, I'm back and ready to do another reaction! This time, I'm reacting to a random fanfiction. So let's go ahead and do it* Toothless says and starts reading the random fanfiction.

(IT IS A TOOTHCUP ROMANCE FANFICTION)

(WARNING! INCOMING SWEARING TOOTHLESS!)

*What the ever living fuck did i just read?* Toothless asks himself and then remains calm for several seconds more before blowing up the computer, the camera just barely surviving.

*WHAT THE FUCK! FUCK! WHY DID SOMEONE TURN ME INTO A FUCKING HUMAN AND MAKE ME DO...THINGS TO HICCUP!? WHAT THE FUCK!?* Toothless roars so loud, that the people from alternate universes can hear him. Everyone ducks in fear at the mad Night Fury, and the Toothcup Romance writers go running for safety.

The camera shut off as Toothless snarled as loud as dragonaly possible and ran after them.

( TOOTHLESS SWEARING OVER I PROMISE :)

Toothless was COVERED in blood and there were a few scars on his body, he moaned as he shifted on his bruised paw.

*Well, that went well, at least that writer will never do that again* Toothless says and then uses the Haddock IPad to go onto the site, and he finds 1,000 Toothcup fanfics.

*Ok, i have a lot of hunting to do* Toothless says with a growl and runs off, the camera eventually dies while we see Hiccup singing "Oh child things will get easier"

(A/N: I promise to let up on the swearing with Toothless Reactions 3, i just needed to let off some anger and steam. K bye for now)