One Hell of a Detention
"Miss Weasley!" no response, "MISS WEASLEY!" Snape almost yelled.
The red head turned her attention away from her book and to her potions master, "Yes, professor?"
"Detention, Miss Weasley." He said in a cold voice.
"WHAT?! What for?!" she cried outraged. The bat-like human turned to her, "For reading in class."
()() x—x In The Next Potions Class x—x ()()
"Mister Malfoy!" no response, "MISTER MALFOY!" Snape almost yelled.
The blond turned his attention away from his book and to the potions master, "Yes, professor?"
"Detention, Mister Malfoy." He said in a cold voice.
"WHAT?! What for?!" he cried outraged. The bat-like human turned to him, "For reading in class."
Snape walked away, robes billowing, with the strange sense of déjà vu. [A.N. gee, I wonder why…]
()() x—x The Following Night At Detention x—x ()()
"What are we doing in the Muggle Studies classroom, professor?" Ginny asked.
"Well, since you and Mister Malfoy oh so enjoy reading muggle books in my class, I thought I'd give you something interesting to read." He swiftly walked towards one of the computers installed in the room and clicked on the Internet icon.
The same thought passed through both rivals' heads, Wow, Snape knows how to use muggle stuff. o.O
"You have the time until midnight to read all you want on this site and this site only. Understood? Good! I'll be seeing you in three hours." The potions teacher walked out of the room and locked it.
"How the hell do you use that thing?!" Draco exclaimed.
"Disobey and you will face the consequences!" Snap-ass' voice came out of… well nowhere, scaring the Nagini out of Draco.
"Sweet mother of Jesus!" he jumped up from surprise.
"Oh come here, whine baby! It's not gonna eat you!" Ginny said annoyed, already looking at the site. Its name was FanFiction. Net.
"Fine, fine." Draco grumbled and sat on the chair next to her.
They –well Ginny moving the curser and Draco giving commands and receiving hit and nudges from Ginny for doing so- finally settled for looking through the Harry Potter fanfics ("Ah great! Bloody idiot even has stories for himself!" Draco mumbled angrily).
"Hey what's that characters thing doing in here?" Ginny asked herself out loud and clicked on it. Both of their jaws fell. There was a list of people in Hogwarts! Ginny smiled and clicked on her name, grumbling about idiots not knowing her full name was Ginevra.
"Hey! Not fair! I want my name too!" Draco complained.
"Fine, fine!" she clicked on his name in the 'second character' category.
Skimming over the summaries of different stories their jaw –once again- hit the floor, "Please tell me that these are not stories about us falling in love." Ginny pleaded wide eyed.
()() x—x A Few Hours Later x—x ()()
Snape was whistling on his way to retrieve the two students in detention. He opened the door and froze in his steps. They weren't reading, far from it. They were having an intense snogging session. Severus cleared his throat. The only answer he got was a middle finger from Draco's part.
Backing out Sevvie cast a silencing charm on the door… just in case… well… yeah, "At least they won't be reading in my class anymore." He said out loud trying to look at the bright side.
"Like hell they aren't!' a voice came from the ceiling, my voice.
"What the…" Sev looked around.
"Hey! Up here! I'm the authoress! And they aren't reading, alright! They're going to be all mushy and stuff!" I said with a grin.
"WHAT?!?!?1 But they aren't even in the same year!" Snape yelled outraged.
"Yet." I said evilly, "Bye guys hope you liked it. It was random and pointless but still- REVIW!!!!"