Okay, this story is about the geeks in my (Its all mine ) band. They're all true. They're all wierd. They all rule (except for Justin, YEAH! HA!). They all belong to themselves (Excluding me)...Atleast I hope their note selling themselves on the street, though I wouldn't put it past Jamie to do that... So yeah, onward. ((All notes from me [WOO! ^^] will be in parentheses!))
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Okay, guess I first must introduce everyone, or you'll get all confused. Might as well describe them too (MAN! I love descriptions) You might want to just skip this part. I normally go into a lot of detail. ((Groups are arranged by what section they're in during Marching season, and in what order they sit in that section))((Don't kill me for any descriptions! THEY'RE ALL TRUE!))
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'Extras'-
Mr. Vandermel is a tall, black haired guy who likes telling corny jokes, and running around thinking up extreme torture for his students. He also happens to be the director, so this could be a normal occurance.
Mrs. Vandermel is a short, brown haired woman, who acts like a teen in all ways, but the fact that she has two kids and is the Co-director of the band...Though, this may be possible for a teen as well.
Josh is the tall, wierd guy, who is there to help with the mellophones and to help teach the pit how to march so they don't stand there and look stupid during fundamentals.
Larry is Lindsey's boyfriend, who's tall, wears sunglasses, is unnaturally perverted, and at one time, was a drummer.
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Flutists-
Jennifer is tall with rather curly brown hair, and she likes to think that she acts older then everyone else, this can also make her a bit of a...how to say it nicely...snob. Most people ignore her. Unless she's carrying around a water gun. Then its hard to ignore her.
Jen is the brand new addition to the band, from another school somewhere in Virginia. She's tall, pear shaped (Literally), with hair always up in a bun. She likes to talk about how military sunglasses are good sexual protection. This might scare your average person, but not your average band geek.
Ashli not only plays flute, she plays oboe. She's normally the average heighted skinny girl, with her brown hair in a pony tail, who's running around dancing with anyone who stops moving long enough for her to grab them. Her boyfriend is Joe, a rival schools football player, so do not harm her, or you will die.
Amanda is severely short, with glasses and blonde hair that's normally in a pony tail. She believes that anything other than homework is wierd. Best to ignore her as well. She's almost "normal," Whatever that word means.
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Clarinetists-
Lindsey is a tall, skinny girl with fuzzy brown/blonde hair, who is known commonly to a few as Satan. If your nice to her, she'll be nice to you. If you make fun of her, prepare to die a slow and painful death. Make fun of her clarinet, be prepared to die a slow and painful death. Make fun of her boyfriend Larry, be prepared to die a slow and painful death. Word of advice? Don't bother her. Will randomly call people "Perverted Little Monkeys"
Mindy is average height, tan, with blonde hair. She has a high voice, and is also known for the fact that she most commonly misses having to play in the stands during the so called 'football game' since she is a cheerleader.
Renee is a dark haired girl, who is normally quiet. If she speaks, its normally too quiet to hear. She's known for being quite nice about everything, but people like to try to pen stuff on her for being there.
Amanda is the bass clarinetist of the group, and is tall, with long dark curly hair. She likes to complain, and will complain at any moment possible. Don't do anything for her to complain about, and she'll complain anyway. Fear her.
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Saxophones (Here I'll be listing the people, and what type of Saxophone they play.)
DJ is tall, with spiky brown hair that makes him look like a cockatoo. He plays alto, and is normally very bright and chipper, and likes to crack jokes. When needed, he'll become very serious. Need to talk to someone? Talk to him.
Sam is a short pervert who plays alto. He's quite loud and...perverted. That's basically anyone needs to know about him.
Jamie is a tall pervert, who plays barry (Baritone Sax to those of you that don't know my lingo.) He happens to think that 'Brad' (don't ask if you don't know) is his butt. Supposedly runs around wearing bright pink bras.
Angela is a tall, jolly tenor. She'll talk to you about anything, and doesn't like it much when one person jumps in front of her, goes "SELF ASSURANCE!" while another person jumps in front of her and snaps a picture and runs off. ((In fact, almost no one likes this.))
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Trumpets
Justin is a 'freakishly tall' brown haired guy, who seems to think the world revolves around him...but isn't that true of almost every guy trumpet? He like to try and march while sitting down, which often earns him a few odd looks from non band geeks.
Ian is the wierdo who is "Squeezed in the Middle" often during the halftime show. He likes to shout random things like 'He's a horny little devil isn't he?' upon being spoken to. Everyone understands him, but sometimes its best to ignore him.
Brandy is a new girl who wears dresses during the shows. She looks almost normal, but is actually very scary. Since she's only been playing trumpet for a week, she doesn't really march yet, but she's learning. ((She won't be mentioned much in the first few stories cause..she wasn't here yet.)) She happens to think that Justin and Ian are demented, when she is herself.
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Mellophone
Ashley is tall, with blonde hair, and is always smiling. She normally plays Alto Sax, but went to mello for marching band because the band REALLY needed Mellos. She can cheer anyone up, and is the best person to talk to if you want info, or advice.
Alli is short with curly brown hair, and upon asking her anything she'll say "What?" She normally plays flute, but, like Ashley, took up mello for marching band.
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Percussion (excluding Pit and listed in no particular order)
Kyle is the wierdo who plays quads. Smarter than your average drummer (is that possible?), he can also figure a few things out. Really.
Jason is the guy who looks and acts like Drew Carey. Beware of him, not only because of that, but because he plays Snare.
Stephanie (snare) is just plain scary. Its best to hide when she's near. Fear her.
Kelvin is the tall, red-haired guy with the bass drum. Probably the easiest of the percussion to talk to, but normally just replies with stuff like "Don't touch me."
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Pit
Mac is insane. Tall, with wierd hair and glasses, she normally plays trumpet. She hides from her mom when she comes to pick her up, and other than that has no life aside from the computer and a frozen treat known as icecream. She annoys everyone in band, and has a crush on codenamed 'Brad' whom no one but a select few know is. Including Brad himself. In pit she plays Bells, and on one song, Bass Drum. She also happens to like to run around and randomly attack other band geeks when their standing there. ((...Hehehe. Its me!))
Val is tall with red hair with blonde streaks that she swears are natural. Everyone knows she wouldn't lie, and she is horrible at lying anyway, so everyone believes her. Normally she plays Alto Saxophone, but in Pit she plays crash cymbals and triangle. She can sometimes get really really scary if you piss her off so...Its best not to do that.
Kasey is a short, brown haired girl who plays suspended cymbal. This seems very hard for her, because she needs her music to play 2 measures worth of music. She normally plays percussion.
Nicole is a short, brown haired annoyance. Almost everyone despises her, but if you can tune out all the wierd noises, the "That was so easy." or the "I'm so awesome"s, you might get along with her. Might. Very doubtful, though.
Thomas isn't...really pit. He's actually the drum major. And he's never been in pit. He's only been tuba and alto saxophone. He's actually cool, for a drum major, because he likes to crack jokes and is generally all around nice. If you talk to him, don't lie, or else he will get mad, and he can generally keep secrets. Also a good person to talk to. But never take any pictures of him. Specially when he's changing to his uniform. He doesn't like it when you get pictures of him in his boxers.
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Well, that's everyone now I believe....If any of you are reading this, don't kill me. *Sideways glance* I described you all as you are. Now, on to the stories.
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Okay, guess I first must introduce everyone, or you'll get all confused. Might as well describe them too (MAN! I love descriptions) You might want to just skip this part. I normally go into a lot of detail. ((Groups are arranged by what section they're in during Marching season, and in what order they sit in that section))((Don't kill me for any descriptions! THEY'RE ALL TRUE!))
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'Extras'-
Mr. Vandermel is a tall, black haired guy who likes telling corny jokes, and running around thinking up extreme torture for his students. He also happens to be the director, so this could be a normal occurance.
Mrs. Vandermel is a short, brown haired woman, who acts like a teen in all ways, but the fact that she has two kids and is the Co-director of the band...Though, this may be possible for a teen as well.
Josh is the tall, wierd guy, who is there to help with the mellophones and to help teach the pit how to march so they don't stand there and look stupid during fundamentals.
Larry is Lindsey's boyfriend, who's tall, wears sunglasses, is unnaturally perverted, and at one time, was a drummer.
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Flutists-
Jennifer is tall with rather curly brown hair, and she likes to think that she acts older then everyone else, this can also make her a bit of a...how to say it nicely...snob. Most people ignore her. Unless she's carrying around a water gun. Then its hard to ignore her.
Jen is the brand new addition to the band, from another school somewhere in Virginia. She's tall, pear shaped (Literally), with hair always up in a bun. She likes to talk about how military sunglasses are good sexual protection. This might scare your average person, but not your average band geek.
Ashli not only plays flute, she plays oboe. She's normally the average heighted skinny girl, with her brown hair in a pony tail, who's running around dancing with anyone who stops moving long enough for her to grab them. Her boyfriend is Joe, a rival schools football player, so do not harm her, or you will die.
Amanda is severely short, with glasses and blonde hair that's normally in a pony tail. She believes that anything other than homework is wierd. Best to ignore her as well. She's almost "normal," Whatever that word means.
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Clarinetists-
Lindsey is a tall, skinny girl with fuzzy brown/blonde hair, who is known commonly to a few as Satan. If your nice to her, she'll be nice to you. If you make fun of her, prepare to die a slow and painful death. Make fun of her clarinet, be prepared to die a slow and painful death. Make fun of her boyfriend Larry, be prepared to die a slow and painful death. Word of advice? Don't bother her. Will randomly call people "Perverted Little Monkeys"
Mindy is average height, tan, with blonde hair. She has a high voice, and is also known for the fact that she most commonly misses having to play in the stands during the so called 'football game' since she is a cheerleader.
Renee is a dark haired girl, who is normally quiet. If she speaks, its normally too quiet to hear. She's known for being quite nice about everything, but people like to try to pen stuff on her for being there.
Amanda is the bass clarinetist of the group, and is tall, with long dark curly hair. She likes to complain, and will complain at any moment possible. Don't do anything for her to complain about, and she'll complain anyway. Fear her.
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Saxophones (Here I'll be listing the people, and what type of Saxophone they play.)
DJ is tall, with spiky brown hair that makes him look like a cockatoo. He plays alto, and is normally very bright and chipper, and likes to crack jokes. When needed, he'll become very serious. Need to talk to someone? Talk to him.
Sam is a short pervert who plays alto. He's quite loud and...perverted. That's basically anyone needs to know about him.
Jamie is a tall pervert, who plays barry (Baritone Sax to those of you that don't know my lingo.) He happens to think that 'Brad' (don't ask if you don't know) is his butt. Supposedly runs around wearing bright pink bras.
Angela is a tall, jolly tenor. She'll talk to you about anything, and doesn't like it much when one person jumps in front of her, goes "SELF ASSURANCE!" while another person jumps in front of her and snaps a picture and runs off. ((In fact, almost no one likes this.))
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Trumpets
Justin is a 'freakishly tall' brown haired guy, who seems to think the world revolves around him...but isn't that true of almost every guy trumpet? He like to try and march while sitting down, which often earns him a few odd looks from non band geeks.
Ian is the wierdo who is "Squeezed in the Middle" often during the halftime show. He likes to shout random things like 'He's a horny little devil isn't he?' upon being spoken to. Everyone understands him, but sometimes its best to ignore him.
Brandy is a new girl who wears dresses during the shows. She looks almost normal, but is actually very scary. Since she's only been playing trumpet for a week, she doesn't really march yet, but she's learning. ((She won't be mentioned much in the first few stories cause..she wasn't here yet.)) She happens to think that Justin and Ian are demented, when she is herself.
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Mellophone
Ashley is tall, with blonde hair, and is always smiling. She normally plays Alto Sax, but went to mello for marching band because the band REALLY needed Mellos. She can cheer anyone up, and is the best person to talk to if you want info, or advice.
Alli is short with curly brown hair, and upon asking her anything she'll say "What?" She normally plays flute, but, like Ashley, took up mello for marching band.
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Percussion (excluding Pit and listed in no particular order)
Kyle is the wierdo who plays quads. Smarter than your average drummer (is that possible?), he can also figure a few things out. Really.
Jason is the guy who looks and acts like Drew Carey. Beware of him, not only because of that, but because he plays Snare.
Stephanie (snare) is just plain scary. Its best to hide when she's near. Fear her.
Kelvin is the tall, red-haired guy with the bass drum. Probably the easiest of the percussion to talk to, but normally just replies with stuff like "Don't touch me."
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Pit
Mac is insane. Tall, with wierd hair and glasses, she normally plays trumpet. She hides from her mom when she comes to pick her up, and other than that has no life aside from the computer and a frozen treat known as icecream. She annoys everyone in band, and has a crush on codenamed 'Brad' whom no one but a select few know is. Including Brad himself. In pit she plays Bells, and on one song, Bass Drum. She also happens to like to run around and randomly attack other band geeks when their standing there. ((...Hehehe. Its me!))
Val is tall with red hair with blonde streaks that she swears are natural. Everyone knows she wouldn't lie, and she is horrible at lying anyway, so everyone believes her. Normally she plays Alto Saxophone, but in Pit she plays crash cymbals and triangle. She can sometimes get really really scary if you piss her off so...Its best not to do that.
Kasey is a short, brown haired girl who plays suspended cymbal. This seems very hard for her, because she needs her music to play 2 measures worth of music. She normally plays percussion.
Nicole is a short, brown haired annoyance. Almost everyone despises her, but if you can tune out all the wierd noises, the "That was so easy." or the "I'm so awesome"s, you might get along with her. Might. Very doubtful, though.
Thomas isn't...really pit. He's actually the drum major. And he's never been in pit. He's only been tuba and alto saxophone. He's actually cool, for a drum major, because he likes to crack jokes and is generally all around nice. If you talk to him, don't lie, or else he will get mad, and he can generally keep secrets. Also a good person to talk to. But never take any pictures of him. Specially when he's changing to his uniform. He doesn't like it when you get pictures of him in his boxers.
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Well, that's everyone now I believe....If any of you are reading this, don't kill me. *Sideways glance* I described you all as you are. Now, on to the stories.