Freaky Friday-Ch 1

Penelope rubbed her temples and blew out a deep breath, it had been a long week, the team, her team of crime fighters had been away on a case and they were finally able to find the unsub and get him the help he needed. She stood up and grabbed her purse and headed out to meet the rest of the team for a night of drinks and winding down.

As she stepped around the corner to catch her best friend Derek Morgan to see if he was ready to go her heart splintered into a million pieces, she had been in love with him since the day he called her by the wrong name. She held back tears as she saw another woman with her arms around his neck kissing the lips she's longed to kiss for years.

She stepped back and turned around to head the other way, she didn't want to interrupt Derek with his latest conquest, as she stepped onto elevator alone she shook her head and blew out a deep breath. As the doors closed she said, "everything is so easy for him, I'd like to live his life for a while to see just how good he has it.

A few minutes later Derek and the woman he was kissing in the hall walked into the bar to join the others, Penelope looked up and saw Derek with the buxom brunette and said, "excuse me guys this oracle is going to get her dance on". JJ said, "Garcie wait" but it was to late she was gone, she passed Derek and his date on the way across the floor.

Derek said, "hey baby girl, I'd like you to meet Candy", the woman said, "nice to meet you baby girl", hearing her nickname rolling off of that bimbos mouth made her want to vomit. She said, "my name is Penelope, Penelope Garcia and it's nice to meet you Carrie", the ditzy woman said, "ohhhh it's not Carrie, it's Candy, my name is Candy".

Penelope said, "yeah, yeah whatever, now if you will excuse me I'm going to go dance", Derek watched in disbelief as Penelope walked away from him and walked over to another man. Seconds later Penelope and the man hit the dance floor, Candy said, "come on handsome let's get a drink", Derek said, "yeah, yeah, sure Candy" as they headed over to the bar.

Derek and Candy went over to join the others and after he introduced her to the team he sat and watched as Penelope danced and danced and danced, he loved to watch her move. She didn't know it but Derek had been in love with her since the day he met but things were never right, either he was with somebody or she was.

Penelope walked over to the others a couple of hours later and said, "well guys I'm heading out", Emily said, "you need one of us to drive you home"?, she said, "nah, don't worry about me, I'm going home withhhhhhh him" and pointed to the last man she'd danced with. Derek stood up and said, "baby girl how about I take you home, you've had a little to much to drink and", Penelope said, "thanks but no thanks agent Morgan, you have other plans for the night".

Derek said, "nobody is more important to me than" and before he could finish the man walked over and said, "you ready to get out of here babe"?, she said, "sure am hotstuff, sure am" as she looped her arm through his and headed out of the bar. As Derek watched her walk out of he bar he said, "everything is so easy for her, I'd like to live his life for a while to see just how good she has it".

The next morning Penelope woke up and said, "who opened my blinds", she shook her head and cleared her throat and said, "what's wrong with my voice, it's not mine it's Dereks". She looked down at her hands and saw that they weren't the normal creamy white but they were indeed the hands of her hotstuff, she shook her head and jumped up and headed toward the nearest mirror.

Across town Derek opened his eyes and said, "ahhhhhhh mannnnnnn", he said, "wait who said that"?, he said, "what's wrong with my voice, I sound like baby girl", he looked down at his watch and found that his arm wasn't his arm it was Penelopes. He threw the covers back and headed toward the nearest mirror to see what was going on.

As they both looked into their mirrors they screamed, "WHAT THE" as they looked at each others reflection in the mirrors, Derek picked up his cell, well Penelopes and dialed his number. After a few rings he heard himself crying, he said, "what's going on baby girl"?, she said, "that's what I was going to ask you angel fish".

Derek said, "let's get dressed and I'll be right there", she said, "hurry Derek hurry", after the call ended he looked up and said, "when I said that I would like to be inside her I didn't mean this way" as he headed through to grab some clothes so that he could get with Penelope and maybe just maybe they could figure out what was going on.