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Dimentio: Urgh-GAH?!
How did you do it...? How could I have lost with the power of
Luigi and the Chaos Heart...? And the prophecy... Has it been undone?!

Princess Peach: I think your prophecy was wrong all along.

Bowser: You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!

Tippi: Nothing is decided entirely by fate, you know... All things determine their destinies. Good-bye now, Dimentio. We'll add a footnote to the prophecy about your failure.

Dimentio: Urrrrrrk... Unngghhhh... You think this is the end? This isn't finished... You can't...stop this now... You can't escape... I've been saving one last surprise... Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... Ciao!
BOOOOOOM!!

Dimentio is now in the Underwhere for those who have no clue what this is, that is the underworld, for he did a suicide attack basically

Urgh…………… "Cough, Cough" Ugh, where am I…?
At this point Dimentio sees that annoying shayde that always greets all the new people that die (who just randomly greets dead people?)
Shayde: Hey, new face! So tell me... First time down here in The Underwhere? ...HA! Just a little joke. People don't arrive HERE twice!
Hahahahahaha!

Dimentio: Whu... What?

Shayde: Huh? What'd you say? "What's The Underwhere?" ...You're kidding, right? Man, for a guy with no extra lives, you're sure hilarious! Isn't it obvious? This is where people go when their games are OVER! Some call it "World -1"...

Uh… I didn't ask that. Dimentio said still fuzzy in the head.

Shayde: So how'd your game end, anyway? Poison 1-Up? Bad jump? Or did
someone...

Dimentio: I can assure you that… well… that you can just shut up

Shayde: No needs to have the hate man!!

Dimentio raises his hand to attack, nothing, he snaps, same results,
Dimentio: Where is my magic, did you take it you incisive fool!?

"You had magic and now you don't hmm, who's your big man on Kansas now?!"

"Campus, it's who's your big man on CAMPUS…" Dimentio told the dimwitted shayde

Shayde: OH! I know how you died now!

"And just how is that?" Asked Dimentio

The shayde cockily added, "You got hit on the head! Am I right? No…?"

Dimentio: Ah ha ha ha ha I'll have you know that I was taking over the… Oh… Yeah… I was err, hit on the head. So, you said this is where all games end…?

"What did I stutter? Because I really don't think I would stutter because I don't think would because…" The shayde rambled…

Dimentio recedes to punch the shayde, and walked into a fountain to drink something. While grabbing some water the shayde pushes him in.
Wah!
The shayde: Punch that!!
"Why would I want to… where be the rips in my hat? And my headache? Wait is this water healing me?" asked the perplexed jester.

"Well duh! Just a friendly way to accommodate you here!"

"Friendly my…"

"Watch your language! If Jaydes hears you she'll send you to some post underworld place or something…"

"Jaydes?" Dimentio asked

The shayde replied with this rather long answer, "Your new leader basically, she is the leader of the Underwhere, she's supposed to be called Queen Jaydes and that's punishable by well… death if you call her by a nickname or such, so death, again, but do you think she has time to go around sending people to the…"

Incisive fool! The queen of the underworld screamed, she said this as quickly as she appeared, "Well this must be your unlucky day because…"

The shayde, being rather interrupting, asked, "Aren't we already unlucky because we're…"

The annoyed woman screamed, "ARGH!! I'll let Dimonte (not Dimentio) deal with you."

"Dimonte?" The puzzled shayde asked

"The ruler of the post underworld imbecile." Queen Jaydes rudely replied

"Is there a post overthere" stupid innocence dripping from every word. Jaydes just gave a smug look and raised her arms, catching Dimentio's attention, causing him to get out of the healing fountain and proceeded to walk over to watch the unlucky one who was stupid enough to be rude to him, be sent away.

"Any last words?" The cruel queen remarked. She asked while she raised her arms, Dimentio somewhat saddened by his loss of powers raised his arms to remind himself of what he should have.

Queen Jaydes proceeded to kill the shayde, again… and then glanced at Dimentio to question why he was raising his arms and grinning.
"So you're the new one aren't you?"Asked the surprisingly polite now queen "Well I don't seem to old eh, cause you don't seem to look like your using much wrinkle cream yourself… although you should...?" rudely (but funnily) replied Dimentio "Hey, that fool wasn't kidding, you better be respectful, I'll let it slide because without you that fool would have insulted, me and then I wouldn't have been able to kill him". The caped woman said. "Ok enough of that now, you seem to look pathetic enough, so I'll allow you to pass on the opportunity on looking like a shayde, hehe I require the shaydes to look like that because well, I hate them. "You hate them because…?" "Because they are fools and if you continue to argue with me you will be one to and ill require you to look as pathetic as them if you are going to act like them."

The woman continued her lecture with, "You can take a job and help the Underwhere, then you get in a lottery type drawing, you pick a number, I choose one every 6 months, then I can send you to the overthere, oh and that's just basically heaven, my husband Grambi rules over there as I do here, just much nicer, after I send you through my hypnosis experts to keep you from… well going on a murderous rampage and such you are freed from this place, lucky you. Your job options are the following on this paper and I suggest you read it as it can keep you sane in this eternity of well… here. That's my little joke because I don't want you sane, HAHA!"
"Ah ha… what a little humorist you are…"Dimentio half heartedly laughed with her for no apparent or particular reason."

After sleeping in the town that was extremely new as it was built about the day he arrived he read the paper Jaydes gave him which included jobs he could have done easily if his magic hadn't disappeared into Grambi knows where…

A day later he decided to listen to a technique he heard from what now he was to call them, fellow shaydes… it is a technique somewhat like meditation. Although as he started this he was interrupted by a shayde telling that he had an hour left before he could take the job offer to get in that lottery, which he really had no use for but he considered that he could make it through a lot easier if he was in heaven, although he was going to maybe plan a way out, that fool Mario was able to by playing nice with Jaydes so how hard could it be, just use my magic to… oh yeah, no more magic… Ok whatever I should find a job, maybe it will be something cool like… villain.

He looked through, something caught his eye, court jester, I'd rather go where that shayde who disrespected Jaydes went, that made him laugh, the laugh was one of maybe 100 noises he made, this may seem normal but he had been here a well 5 days now, talking was included in this 100, he had been so silent just because he didn't want to be near that talkative shayde now that he thought of it. Heck court jester wasn't that bad anymore…

He read a few more, toilet paper inspector, delivery man, delivery man, delivery man, What the crap is wrong with these writers, hmm writer I wish that was on here, he saw delivery man after a while of more searching he snapped, that was it, they can't waste my time like this, I'm burning this paper, he snapped again, he started raising his arms and concentrating… he may have grunted, he was in a public area that may have been a burned coffee shop from the regular world, I wonder if Jaydes can burn things…

He decided he should ask for help on how to choose a job, maybe shaydes would know what is good. He saw someone, "Hey imbecile, get over here and help me find a job" Dimentio said trying to be the least rude he could be. Now the shaydes were usually tolerant to his rare sayings, which were all very rude, Dimentio wouldn't call it a disorder because it's not innocent mistakes out of nowhere, he's just mean at heart. Well this shayde had had it, "Why don't you come over here, Your as stupid as a clown, dumb as a doornail, something as a chicken!" The thoughtless shayde said. This angered Dimentio

But this also sparked something in his head, it seemed in his few words, not a simile or metaphor was spoken, he wasn't extremely rude to anyone so it didn't happen, but if he, "Are you drunk as a lord?! Your brain dry as dust, mind round as a…" at this point flew from his as rabid dogs would from a cage. He realized that his magic was shared with the three forms he shared to try to defeat Mario peach and bowser… But if he combined with luigi the chaos heart and himself, and the chaos heart was destroyed and so was he, basically… then that must mean the one form left was… Oh no…
Meanwhile at Mario and Luigi's house…
Hey Mario look it's a website with similes and metaphors!! Cool… dumb as a doornail… that's not nice to doornai…"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

At the funeral of the men about a minute later (it's the mushroom kingdom!) Peach and daisy were arguing… "How could he do this to me? I gave him my heart, then he dies, it's not fair!!!
Daisy asked, "It's your fault, peach screamed, you suppressed rage inside of him and it all blew out!!" The two grieving girlfriends broke out into a fistfight and peach pushed daisy into the grave of Mr. Gills, the fish in flipside who was shot for killing so many people. She was buried with him and was the third of many Nintendo charcters who died.

For some reason Dimentio thought of death and smiled, but then shrugged it off and looked at the paper some more.

Jaydes had come in to question him why he had destroyed an area, obviously she wasn't very angered as it was another reason for shaydes to be sad, but she needed to know if he had somehow carried any objects in, for it was essential that they had nothing to do while they were here. Sadly just as she had arrived she got a cell phone call, stating that Grambi had been attacked by a strange tribe that could be a descendant tribe of bonechill and his men.

After a few days it was rather obvious Grambi wasn't coming out of his coma, had been severely hit in the head he went unconscious so close to impact it seemed he passed out before he was hit. Jaydes was devastated, even if she rarely saw her husband, he was the one that guarded the overthere for her and if he was gone she may have to watch over both, she knew she was to cruel to do this because it wouldn't be fair for the Nimbi's because they had done good in life to go there. They didn't deserve to be punished.

About a month later it was apparent Grambi was in his final hours. Dimentio had gotten off the hook luckily since Jaydes was interrupted. But he didn't go unpunished, everybody was. Anyone who was daring enough to talk, heck, even try to comfort her from her sadness was sent to the post underworld. It was also apparent that the population was decreasing. The shaydes were aware of Dimentio's powers because he was actually charging people for his services; he was able to make the few population very happy, too happy. Jaydes of course realized Dimentio's link to everyone's happiness. One day she confronted him, he would have been scared half to death, but he was Dimentio. She would have been angry but anger wasn't looking to good on her anymore. It had become so common most of the D-men had run away.

She walked up to him, "Grambi is... d-dead" The word caught in her throat like she was choking.

Dimentio just rudely (and boldly) replied with, "If you're expecting me to marry you then, well... I'd rather kill myself"
Jaydes told him she'd do the same, then said "No, I heard you have... skills, skills of magic, could you... explain these said skills?''

Dimentio, carefully choosing his words simply said "Um... I can shoot magic orbs...?" Carefully making sure he didn't mention his more refined skills. Such as, teleportation, invisibility, snapping to cause explosions and a few others.

"Well... I'd like to let you know. Grambi... is well..."

Dimentio interrupted with "Six feet under? Pushing daisies? Eating toe jam on bread, wait is that a word pla..."

"No I already explained that, he is... here, I weighed his sins and they are very heavy turns out he has been committing murders, I suspect the ones who hurt him somehow brainwashed him but I can't find any proof. Anyway, he won't be able to go back and I'm going to guard the overthere in my spare time, I'm going to need you to keep everything safe while there is no one guarding the overthere" Jaydes stated " Your first task is to get back at that tribe that somehow escaped when bonechills clan had been sent to the post underworld"

"And if I refuse to agree?"? "Then you'll be with bonechill" Jaydes said with a face that can be only achieved by serial killers it's so scary (well George Clooney to((he's so scary)) but, that's a different story)

"Eh fine I burned that paper a while ago so I couldn't take a job" Dimentio compromised. "You had to get that done within a week of when you got here, it's been expired."

Dimentio embarrassed, thanked her for the job and ran off before Jaydes thought too much of him burning the paper, that was a new skill he somehow got rather strangely.
Thinking of how his first 2 months had been basically, he realized this wasn't enough, he missed the thrill of killing those who feared death, those who had no idea how scary it is... or at least thought it was, surprisingly to him, it really was scary, no it was terrifying, "Wow" he thought to himself, I was terrified.... Of course those words would never escape his mouth.

Well? Was it worth it? I sure thought it was, please review!!! it takes like 20 seconds and a good review will make my day, or night for that matter...