This fic is for my own purposes only. Please do not recreate, reenact, or in any way shape or form believe these things. Also, if you see a cat turn into a naked boy, be kind, give him something to wear. And if you happen to see a boy turn into a cat, I recommend you take him to be neutered, then take him home and keep him until he truns into a naked boy.

Then give him clothes.

DISCLAIMER: owns a fic, nothing more, cept some stuff from a grocery store.

Like marshmallow cream.

Poor Erik.

INSANITY AND MEMORY LOSS

Yuki and kyo were dancing ballet in the kitchen when tohru ot back from grocery shopping. She threw an egg at kyo. He cried so hard.

Then yuki flung himself at akito's feet and proposed to her. but she was like-

"fuck no, bitch."

Then hatori appeared and fell in love with kureno, who immediately dumped uo for ha'ri.

Then shigure and ayame danced the dance of love.

You can interpret that any way you want.

Tohru discovered that all she bought at the grocery was eggs and milk. And kyo drank all the milk. Tohru gave yuki and bit of cheese she found, and shigure turned into a dog and ate a snake.

Ayame was horrified. He bitch slapped shigure and ran away sobbing.

But really he just wanted to make out with haru.

So then rin got uspet, and went to a party, where she got drunk and went home with manabe.

GASP.

Then haru found out, and turned himself into a cow and went to a meat factory.

And he got dead.

So they had a funeral.

Everyone wore black and white, except for akito.

She wore pink.

Then it wa graduation, and akito threw kyo in his cage. Then she had hatori erase tohru's memory.

But hatori accidentally erased the whole world's memory instead.

Who are you again?

Whatever.

Oh look. There is a boy with grey hair making out with a boy with white hair.

I somehow feel like he's not supposed to be alive…

Oh well. Oh look! A kitty! I'm gonna take it home!

Eep! Kitty! Nooooooo! You bastard, what did you do with my kitty? Did you kidnap him? did you kill him? did you do innapropriate things to him?

GASP!

I feel like hugging you.

Oh, hello kitty. Where did that hot boy go?

Whatever.

Um…….sorry? I FELT like it, ok? I just..FELT like it.