The 12 Days of Christmas LOTR style
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me one very, very hott elf.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight strong dwarves, seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine dead Black Riders, eight strong dwarves, seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten shooting lessons, nine dead Black Riders, eight strong dwarves, seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven jars of light, ten shooting lessons, nine dead Black Riders, eight strong dwarves, seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Elves a singing, eleven jars of light, ten shooting lessons, nine dead Black Riders, eight strong dwarves, seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
Disclaimer: doesn't belong to me at all, nothing, zip, nada.
P.S. in case u were wondering the very, very hott Elf is Legolas(who else?)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me one very, very hott elf.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me eight strong dwarves, seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine dead Black Riders, eight strong dwarves, seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten shooting lessons, nine dead Black Riders, eight strong dwarves, seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven jars of light, ten shooting lessons, nine dead Black Riders, eight strong dwarves, seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
On the twelveth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve Elves a singing, eleven jars of light, ten shooting lessons, nine dead Black Riders, eight strong dwarves, seven boats for rowing, six riding warriors, five Hobbits, at least four men, three Elvin royals, two crazy wizards, and one very, very hott elf.
Disclaimer: doesn't belong to me at all, nothing, zip, nada.
P.S. in case u were wondering the very, very hott Elf is Legolas(who else?)