(Disclaimer- I do NOT own Fairly Odd Parents and/or the characters from the show, I'm just a girl who loves writing stories and stuff, Fairly Odd Parents and the characters from the show belongs to Butch Hartman.)

(Author's note- I hope you like this! This was my first fan fiction story of Fairly Odd Parents. The first chapter might drag on, but it will get better! Please review!!By the way, the word frumkey is a word that I invented for the story, and is also Tommy's catchphrase. Frumkey means that "awesome", and "Fine". ANYWAY! On with the story.)

Fairly Future Special

Happy Fairy-versary!

"Happy Fairy-versary!" All the faeries shouted as the balloons and confetti rose up in the air.

Tommy Turner stared at the scattered decorations located secretly in his bedroom.

"Having a good time, Tommy boy?" Wanda asked and poofed next to one of her godchildren.

"Yeah, Wanda, really frumkey," Tommy whispered dryly.

"Are you sick?"

"No, I'm completely frumkey."

"Then why are you whispering, Tommy boy?"

"'Cause I laughed too loud when I saw Cosmo dancing,"

Tommy and Wanda watched Cosmo dance the Macarena in a Latin flamingo dress. They also saw Tammy crossing her arms in disappointment and shaking her head. She fixed her pink plaid skirt and cleared her throat.
"Cosmo, you look like an idiot that dress," Tammy commented to her fairy godparent. Then again, he is an idiot. Tammy thought.

Cosmo stopped dancing and looked at her.

"I'm not stupid, I'm expressing my rights to dance in a girl dress! It's perfectly normal!" Tammy stared at him confused and disturbed "Quit staring at me!" Cosmo cried.

Suddenly, a loud KA-BOOM shook the little Turners' bedroom. Everyone paused and looked at the 7-feet tall wand being held by Jorgen Von Strangle.

"Time to open your presents, puny humans!" Jorgen growled like a Siberian tiger.

He looked to the side of the room with big boxes and poofed them in front of the Turner twins. Cosmo and Wanda floated over to Tommy and Tammy to watch them open their presents.

Tammy opened them delicately as if there was porcelain glass in side, and Tommy just tore through it furiously. Before they were about to reveal their first few items, Jorgen stomped his wand on the floor.

"Due to last year's unfortunate clown-themed gifts, we changed the theme this year to espionage," Jorgen boomed.

"Sponge? Oh no! I go them spy junk!" Cosmo said shakily.

"Espionage, Cosmo, not SPONGE," Tammy corrected, like she did every ten minutes or so.

"Spy stuff? Cool!" Tommy squeaked.

The kids began opening the presents in complete joy, and Tommy mainly for the exploding objects. The first child to open a present was Tammy. Expecting it to be X-ray vision, she was disappointed to pull out the object.

"Bazooka?" She frowned at Jorgen.

"It wasn't MY gift," Jorgen replied slightly offended.

"Gimmie!" Tommy screeched and snatched Tammy's bazooka. He pulled the trigger, and out came water.

"Water?" Tommy cried.

"It was MY gift," The April Fool said, holding his mouth so he didn't crack up.

Tommy opened the next gift wrapped in candy cane gift-wrap. He pulled the poppy-colored bow to reveal a Christmas tree car freshener. Tommy raised his eyebrows and looked at Santa.

"Err, thanks," He lied.

"Pull the string," Santa ordered.

Tommy gently pulled the string, and the tree shaped freshener turned into a palm-sized screen that showed a map.

"It's a GPS map that t racks anybody, really only humans, on Earth," Santa said.

"Woah, totally frumkey!" Tommy shouted.

"Just say the name of the person, and you'll se a red dot. The red dot symbolizes the person."

Tommy smiled and whispered, "Leah Rhymes".

Leah was one of the most popular girls in Dimmsdale Elementary. With her long and luscious blonde curls and sky colored eyes, she was a real beaut'. Tommy kept his eyes on the red dot moving around the Dimmsdale mall.

Tammy rolled her eyes to Tommy's shallow likings of Leah Rhymes. Tammy and Leah use to be best friends until Leah learned about designer fashions and cheerleading. Tammy couldn't help but hate her. 99.9% of the male 5th graders at her school loved her.

How come no one likes me? Tammy thought. I'm not exactly a Leah Rhymes, but I'm pretty good looking.

"Alert to Tammy, open the next present!" Tommy ordered and snapped his fingers.

"Huh, oh, sorry," Tammy apologized and smiled.

She took the present, which was from Cosmo and Wanda. The box was half pink and half green. She took the lid off the box and was intrigued by the items. There were two pairs of pink and green gloves that had suction cups attached to the palm side so you could climb up walls.

"Oh wow, thank you, Wanda, Cosmo!" Tammy thanked.

Suddenly, the room shook again. Jorgen had a diamond shiny muffin in his hands.

"This, you puny humans, is a Fairy-versary muffin," Jorgen said. "USE IT WISELY!"

"What's so special about it?" Tammy asked.

"You can receive one rule-free wish per person, except for a better tasting muffin," Jorgen explained.

"Gimmie!" Tommy cried and grabbed the muffin.

"Tommy," Tammy scolded "No, I'll make the first wish." Knowing him, he'd wish for an endless supply of chocolate, or cheese, Tammy thought.

"Okay, Queen of All-that-is-fun-I-must-run," Tommy grumbled. Tammy will probably wish for a bookstore that she could go into for free, Tommy thought.

"We will leave you to your muffin," Jorgen rumbled. He waved his wand, and all the magical creatures left. The room was left to four beings, until someone poofed into the Turner twins' room. It was covered in a dark and thick cloud of navy blue dust. Cold eyes looked through the cloud with a devious smile.

(Author's Note- GASP! Who, or what, is "it"? Could it be an anti-fairy out for revenge? Could it be someone from another universe returning for a visit? Could it be Mr. Crocker, and he was finally able to create a DNA-transporter to find faeries? Well, not saying. :-p You'll have to find out in Chapter Two, AKA Secrets Revealed. Don't you hate cliffhangers?)