I Hate Mondays
Summary: I thought I was just an ordinary kid till I got hit by a truck, sent to hell, finds out I am the daughter of Alucard and Seres Victoria, torture-sorry trained by Madara Uchiha (who is actually my uncle), members of Akatsuki, Pip Bernadette, Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing, Alucard and Seres for four thousand years, signed a demon contract, befriended a fox demon (hint-another 'Naruto' character) and a wolf demon who later became my familiars of sorts and finally sent away from hell and to another dimension that made hell look like a five star luxury hotel, oh joy… I seriously HATE Mondays!
A.N. OK here it is guys, hopefully the first One Piece, Hellsing and Naruto crossover. WARNING: Contains blood, gore, randomness, stupidity, a psychotic OC, mass crossover and character deaths. Don't like, don't read, and PLEASE no flames!
The wailing of the dying school bell broke me out of my bored trance. I slipped on my black coat that reached my knees and had bronze gold zippers and silver grey fur lined hood and placed my torn blue messenger bag over my shoulder before heading out of the door. As I was walking I placed my soul eater headphones in my ears and fallen angel by three days grace began to play, the music blocked out everything else. Once I got to the bus I sat down and stared longingly out of the window, watching as people waved goodbye to their friends and walked home. I sighed and pulled the hood over my eyes, and fell back into the bored, sleep like trance once again.
Once the bus stopped where I needed to get off, I dragged myself off of the bus and began the long journey back home. This time the song playing full volume in my ears was the sweet dreams (are made of this) remix by Marilyn Manson. I put my hands in my jeans pockets and started to slowly cross the road near the entrance to the forest I had to walk through to get to my home.
Suddenly a noise and a set of lights caught my attention; I turned my head toward the sound. A truck was speeding towards me and I couldn't move as my limbs had frozen up. Not seconds later, the truck hit. Blinding pain seared through my limbs like a red hot fire, I saw blood fly in every direction, I felt my bones crush and snap like twigs. My breathing became ragged and slow until it stopped altogether and my eyes closed and darkness took over, welcoming me in its warm embrace.
After what seemed like a few seconds, my eyes opened. My vision was a little bleary and fuzzy at first but soon adjusted to the dim light. The first thing I noticed was that there was no pain. Secondly, there seemed to be streams of thick orange red substance flowing from cracks in the walls. Lastly I noticed that there was a person that closely resembled Alucard from Hellsing. I closed my eyes but seconds later a low velvety yet sinister chuckle made me crack my left eye open. I stared at the Alucard look-alike and sighed.
"I'm either in hell or I'm hallucinating because you sir look exactly like a character from one of my favourite anime." The Alucard look-alike smirked and spoke.
"Alucard from Hellsing perhaps?" he asked, amusement laced his voice. I blinked and opened both of my eyes and stared at him again. "You sound like him too. Either you are one seriously good voice actor and a cosplayer, I'm actually in hell or I'm still hallucinating or all three." I replied in a tired manner, my eyes half lidded and my brain still refusing to cooperate. Alucard look-alike's smile only widened further, turning into a face splitting grin plus revealing a pair of sharp, real fangs. Yeah, REAL effing vampire fangs. At this point I started to freak out, this guy had sharp fangs, natural red eyes and looked and sounded exactly like Alucard from Hellsing.
"You are Alucard from Hellsing?!" Alucard nodded and grinned wider, showing the rest of his pearl white fangs. "And I am in hell because I was..."
"…Hit by a truck. Pretty sad way to die if you ask me." Another voice spoke out from behind Alucard. We both turned around and saw…..Madara Uchiha. Madara. Effing. Uchiha! THE Madara Uchiha was standing not twenty feet away from us. At this point I was attempting to resist going into fan-girl mode, and failing.
"First Alucard, now Madara, who next, the entire Akatsuki and Hellsing Organizations?" I asked jokingly.
Not twenty seconds after I said this, a large group of people made themselves present. Yup, you guessed it; Akatsuki and Hellsing organizations were gathered behind Madara. "So this is your niece then Madara Sama. Not much to look at though yeah." A rather obnoxious voice spoke up. Madara glared at the speaker which effectively made him shut up and take a few steps back in fear of his boss. I was now confused as hell, I am Madara's NIECE!? How the bloody hell did that happen. Alucard, who had been silent up until now decided to speak up. "Not by blood. I don't have any living blood relatives and Madara here is the only person I can trust to be your uncle. Pip is a flirt, Alexander would probably, no he would kill you, Pein has an organization to run, Orochimaru is a sick bastard and the members of the Wild Geese are all flirts and the ones that weren't didn't want to take the responsibility." Wait, does that mean that… "YOU'RE MY DAD?!"