Saiya-Claus:
By Sushi-Man
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"CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS CHRISTMAS!!!!!"
Goten and Trunks ran around the house, yelling their heads off, for it was Christmas Eve at Capusle Corp.
"SILENCE, BRATS!" Vegeta screamed at the two young boys. "Woman, why did you invite Kakarot and his pitiful friends, anyway?"
Piccolo sat in the corner, brooding and sitting very still. He could be heard grumbling something like, "I don't even believe in Jebus..."
Goku, of course, was eating. And eating, and eating. Vegeta had eaten 7 helpings of food, but Goku kept on stuffing his face.
Finally, it was time for everyone to leave. Vegeta was quite relieved. "And stay out," Vegeta hollered at them all.

Bulma was going to sleep. As she lay down in bed, Trunks zoomed in.
"I can't wait for Santa Claus to come," Trunks yelled in excitement at his mom.
"Tell me again about Santa," Trunks begged.
"Well," Bulma explained, "He's really jolly, and fat, and he has a long beard!"
"Tell me more," Trunks urged.
"On Christmas Eve," she continued, "Santa comes and brings presents to all the good boys and girls!"
"Umm, how does he do it?"
"He comes through the chimeney," Bulma said.
Trunks then ran off, singing about reindeers and lightbulbs.

Vegeta, who had been training some more, had heard the whole thing. He grinned his wicked grin. A vile plot began to form in his head.
"Santa Claus, eh?
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!"