I just felt like doing a spoof of the "Who's your daddy" sketch on Family Guy. Enjoy!
Maka and Soul went on a trip and they arrived in Ohio, where Kami was staying for a couple of weeks. Needless to say, Spirit went along so he could check on his little girl and see if Soul wouldn't do anything to her.
Kami agreed to let them all stay for a couple of nights, but with Spirit getting in the way, Soul and Maka had to sleep in different rooms.
Late at night, Spirit left the bathroom and wanted to go to his ex-wife's bedroom to see if he still had a chance to score with her.
He entered the first door he could find in the pitch black darkness and laid down on the bed.
"Hey Kami, you're still awake?" Spirit asked.
"Dad?" asked the female voice in reply.
"That's right, I'm your daddy. Just let me do all the work… Do you feel my warm breath on your neck? Do you feel my hands rubbing on your belly? Do you feel my hands rubbing on your soft, small… HOLY CRAP IT'S MAKA!" Spirit said while jumping back.
"So em… Everything ok? No problems? I'll be going… And Maka… I love you…" Spirit Said before running out of the room.
After the shock has passed, he tried the room next door with the same approach.
"Hey honey. You're still awake?"
A male voice replies: WHAT THE DEUCE?