Author: Walter O'Dim
Title: Sleepy Hollow
Category:
Humor
Rating: K+
Summary: The tragic events in
Godric's Hollow as they really happened. I wrote this while feeling
very drowsy.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything related to
Harry Potter
Knock, knock
JAMES: in a bored voice Yeah, yeah, coming. opens the door and sees Voldemort Oh, it's you. calls Hey, Lily, it's Him! Take Harry and yawns run! to Voldemort Come on in. Wait a sec, we had a spare pair of slippers somewhere…right, here you go. hands Voldemort a pair of slippers Now, where did I put my wand - ?
VOLDEMORT: Avada Kedavra!
JAMES: falls to the floor
VOLDEMORT: puts on the slippers and proceeds to the nursery
LILY: yawning and rubbing her eyes Oh, hi. The kitchen's that way. C'mon, I'll fix you a drink.
VOLDEMORT: I want to see Harry.
LILY: pulls him along He's sleeping now. You can see'im later. C'mon!
VOLDEMORT: Avada Kedavra!
LILY: falls to the floor
VOLDEMORT: makes to go into the nursery, then pauses, turns around and heads for the kitchen. He fixes himself a drink, sits down at the table and falls asleep listening to WWN. He wakes up a couple of hours later, leaves the kitchen, goes to the front door and starts to pull on his Welllingtons, then slaps himself on the forehead and goes back to the nursery.
HARRY: is sleeping peacefully
VOLDEMORT: Avada Kedavra!
HARRY: mutters in his sleep
VOLDEMORT'S SPIRIT: drifts away to find himself some place to kip
THE END