"Thank you, Los Angeles! You guys were awesome tonight and we're gonna be on Warped Tour in a couple of weeks, so I wanna see you all there!" Andy Biersack of the world famous rock band, Black Veil Brides said to their eagerly awaiting crowd.
"Now, we're gonna have- Who are you?" He asked in confusion to the two men who were walking up on stage. They wore ski masks, much like a robber would, but instead of answering, they just stood there.
After an intense stare down, and the crowd had gone quiet, the men charged at the band, startling everybody in the packed arena. One went for Andy and CC, the other for Jinxx, Ashley, and Jake. They all held their own pretty well, but then security came and removed the masked men from the stage. The band looked dumbfounded, but Andy gathered his wits and turned back to the crowd, microphone in hand.
"Due to recent events we won't be having a signing. We hope you understand." Andy said as the crowd nodded silently. The band filed off the stage, going to the back.
Two weeks later, three days before Warped
I walked into the safe-house, my boots clacking against the wood floors. Not high heels, just regular boots. The house was tucked away in the Hollywood hills, nothing special. At least from the outside. From the outside, it looked like a regular two story house, but on the inside it was a whole different story. Get it? Nevermind. I walked from the hallway into the overly spacious living room to meet the objects of my protection.
They were sitting on the leather couch while talking to Jackson, their current bodyguard. I noticed that we had some similarities. We were all really thin and had obviously dyed hair. The tallest one had a blonde patch in his otherwise black hair while the rest of them just had black hair, but I had platinum blonde hair with black streaks. The one thing they had that I didn't but wished that I could have were tattoos. They had many, but I had none, because in my line of work, it doesn't do to have any identifying marks whatsoever.
In case you're wondering what I do, I shall tell you. I'm a spy. That's right, with the CIA and everything. I've been on thirty-two missions in my short twenty-five years of living, seven of which don't even exist as far as you're concerned. I had been assigned to be the bodyguard of the most popular rock band since Nirvana because I'm the best of the best. This oh so wonderful band is Black Veil Brides.
I adjusted my Led Zeppelin shirt and cleared my throat, announcing my arrival. Jackson came over to give me a hug in greeting. We had been friends since kindergarten.
"Yo, Jackson, long time no see!" I exclaimed, pulling back from the hug. When he moved out of the way, I saw the one called Ashley Purdy and the one called CC staring at me.
"Hey, guys, better snap your jaws back in place before Reagan does it for you." Jackson said in his extremely deep voice to them. They looked a little confused. "This is Reagan, your new bodyguard." I waved a little bit. However, they started laughing so hard, tears streamed down their faces.
"No offense, but I would rather have a hamster protect me!" Jinxx said in between hysterical laughs.
"Show 'em what you got." Jackson said, handing me a baseball after they had calmed down.
"Can a hamster do this?" I asked, crushing the baseball in my hand. Their mouths dropped. "Listen. You want the best, you got the best. I don't have to be here and if you would rather have a hamster protect you, I can go to the pet store right now and get a nice, little fluffy one and be on my way." I said in my oh-so ladylike manner.
"I don't know about you guys," CC said, coming to put his arm around me, "but, I want this chick to be our bodyguard." They all nodded in agreement.
"Well, I'm gonna let you guys talk about this mess, so bye." Jackson said, exiting the room and presumably the house.
"Okay, so any questions?" I asked, sitting down on the coffee table in front of the couch as they all sat back down.
"What about me, Jake's, and Jinxx's girlfriends?" Andy asked, obviously worried about Juliet.
"Glad you asked about that." I said as the door slammed again and I heard yelling. "They're here." Juliet, Sierra, Sammi, and Scout walked in the living room and smiled at the guys.
"Hey! In case you're wondering, we're all spies." Sierra said outright. We nodded in agreement.
"Spies? As in, James Bond, CIA, secret missions, covert operations spies?" Jake asked, obviously not believing us. We nodded in confirmation.
"James Bond. That guy is a great spy, but he's really cocky." Scout said, messing with them.
"James Bond is real?" CC asked in disbelief.
"No, he isn't. Anyways, we will be going on Warped Tour with you guys. Sammi, Sierra, and Juliet as performers, me and Scout as friends of the band's." I explained. Jake still looked worried.
"What about my girlfriend, Ella?" Jake blurted, visibly upset.
"Ella's fine. She's a spy for M16 in England. Top ranking too. She can take care of herself and she'll be attending Warped too." Juliet explained.
"Okay, so how does all of this work? Scout is an actress, Sammi is a keyboardist, Ella is a model, and Sierra and Juliet are singers. I don't get it." Ashley said, putting the tips of his fingers together.
"Well, spies have been placed in famous bands as far back as the fifties. Elvis's bassist was a spy and so was John Lennon. The Rev was a spy." I said. Don't get me wrong, we had to get, like, Level 5 clearance just to tell them that, but it was just some of the very low-profile examples. That's right, low-profile.
"Seriously?" Andy asked incredulously. "Are any of you guys spies?" He asked the rest of his band. They shook their heads.
"Well, obviously not, otherwise we wouldn't need to be here." I said sarcastically.
"So, how long will you need to be here?" CC asked expectantly.
"As long as it takes to make you guys safe." Scout said.
"Safe from what, exactly?" Ashley asked.
"We're not sure. We've been working on a lead and we'll let you know when we find something new." Sierra explained.
Before any of the guys could ask another question, Sammi jumped in with, "If you tell anybody, we'll have to kill them and then, we'll have to kill you. You realize that right?" The guys gulped.
"Sorry for that. But, Sammi is right. You can't tell anybody. And when we say anybody, we mean anybody! Not your mom, not your dad, not your grandma, not your dog, and not your cat. Got it?" Juliet said. They all nodded.
"Great. You'll have at least one of us with you at all times, so you won't need to worry. Okay?" Sierra said.
"Okay. We won't worry." Andy said.
"Great. We'll be upstairs getting settled in." Juliet said. And, that was that.
The meeting went great and we didn't really have any problems for the next couple of days. But, when you intermingle girl spies with guy rockstars, there are bound to be some problems.
A/N: Hope you guys enjoyed!