"Rosie!"
"Marco." It's a statement, not a question. "What are you doing here?"
"I had to see you."
"Wait, you know him?"
"Um... yeah. Bellas, this is my... friend, Marco. Marco, these are the Bellas."
"C'mon, Rosie. You know me better than that." He says, stepping closer to her and putting his hands on her waist.
"Your hand are on my waist."
"They are on your waist, aren't they?" He leaned in, and she promptly stepped out of his already loose grip amid cat calls.
"Fine. Guys, this is Marco. The guy who stood me up at prom and got me pregnant and when I miscarried I told him to stay away from me and, obviously, broke it off." She turns to the man. "Happy now!?"
"Beca, why didn't you bring this up earlier? You know you can tell us anything. No judging." Chloe says.
"It's too painful. That's why I broke up with him. That's why I changed my name. That's why I moved. To get away from you."
"I- I should probably go, then."
"You should."
"Right." He says, going to the door, only to bump into a pretty, scantily clad girl wearing several PETA badges and a taller, ridiculously good looking guy dressed in a college basketball kit.
"Beth? John?" Chloe asks, cautiously stepping forward.
"Kate." They say.
"What brings you here?" Chloe asks
"I had to see you." Beth says
"I think we all know where this is going. Lesbihonest."
Beth continues. "Kate, I know this is a bit sudden, but ever since that kiss."
"Whoomp. There it is."
John steps forward. "Same here. You broke my heart, but I still love you."
"John. I'm sorry. I never liked you like that. I mean, I thought you were hot, and cute, and sweet, but I was never in love with you. And besides, I'm into monogamy. Beth... we should talk, later. Not here." Wolf whistles.
Beth and John leave as 2 guys enter. One is a large man wearing a purple suit with a questionable haircut. The other has an either weirder haircut and is extremely pale and wearing a prison jumpsuit.
"Lindsey." Says the former.
"Beast." Beca responds, coldly.
"Sarah." Says the other man, addressing Aubrey.
"Steve. Girls. This is my first husband. He's also gay, so run away!" Aubrey warns
"Homophobic, much?" Cynthia Rose said, indignantly.
"No, but he's a gay vampire!" Aubrey yells
"And that other guy is the Anti-Christ! So run faster!" Beca shouts
The Bellas all ran away screaming.
Aftermath
Kate and Beth got together.
The Anti-Christ was trapped again as part of a complex plan involving the cast of Sam & Cat and some Gorilla Glue.
No one died at the fangs of Steve except Bumper and John and then Steve died from drinking too much dickhead blood.
The end.