This is me and my friends alternate Finale B. We have TONS of these and will probably post them all but I am starting with this one!! I own NOTHING!!! Thank You Jonathan Larson!!
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Roger: MIMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Musetta's waltz begins to play.
Mimi: freaky hand twitch!! I was in a tunnel, headed towards this warm white light, and I swear, APRIL was there! And she said "Come here girl friend and get your hands off my man!!"
Long awkward pause.
Joanne: Umm... She looks better...
Maureen: yea, her fever's pretty much gone...
Long awkward pause.
Mark: Umm... there uhh, is no, uh, fu u ture... Uh, there is no, ummm, pa a ast.
Roger: Thank God this moments not the last?
Song continues very awkwardly.
THE END!
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Well, that was probably the worst ending to a show ever! Now we know why Jonathan Larson wrote it and not me and my friends. I know it's horrible, it was just us having fun and I wanted too post it. I am going to post others, but you dont have to read them.