Archie: Edith, I hate colored people who think they're white. Everyday down at the docks I have to put up with these monkeys wearing people-clothes, and it's driving me bonkers!

Edith: Oh Archie, have a beer.

Archie: Yeah, yeah.

MICHAEL ENTERS AND SITS DOWN IN ARCHIE'S CHAIR

Archie: Hey, Meathead, move it!

Michael: You know what, Arch? I've had enough of this Meathead business.

Archie: Well why don't you sell the company, Meathead?

Michael: That's the gayest fucking joke I've ever heard. Faggot.

Edith: MOOOOOOOOOOOON RIVEEEEEEEEER!!!