A/N ... I think this has gotten out of hand. I'm posting Glib as it's own story so you guys can find it easier.
Glib
"I swear, sir. There is an explanation."
Hogan stared in shock. "I ... I don't think I want one. Not until ... Dammit! I can't think. Someone get LeBeau some pants!" he shouted.
Kinch was repeatedly rubbing his eyes to ensure they still operated. Olsen had fainted from laughter-induced oxygen deprivation before LeBeau had the chance to furiously sock him. Newkirk was looking everywhere but at another person. In fact, the only person seemingly unaffected was Carter. Well, he was affected, but not by the situation.
"Wow. I've never noticed how dirty this table was before now."