At the London Airport, our Humble Narrator sits impatiently for his farewell bidding. He has been nominated for being a knight and was going to fly around the world to participate in ancient sports to clear his family name. He watched a newlywed couple being cheered. "Cheers to Sir Alex," shouted Tom the milk bar owner. "He'll never fail us!" Marty, Sonietta, Angelina, and his parents were there praising him.

"Enough already!" he yelled. " How dare you make such chepooka for my parting!

"We're trying to make the best goodbye ever."said Mr. Tom.

We're celebrating a happy moment." quoted Pee. "Come on, smile."

"What happened Frances? And where did Pete, Dim and Georgie go?"

"Georgie returned to his native Lancaster." Marty said.

"Pete went to look for an engagement gift." Sonietta added. And Dim? He was in the care of the maternal Marty as well spending time with Alex's sister Ursula, his sweetheart. Billyboy was watching behind a wall. He wishes to bid farewell to Alex but the Officer Barnes is after him.

"Where is my lady companions?" Alex asked. Angelina wondered how she looked. Marty playfully pointed out her jealousy. "NOT TRUE!" she whined.

"Angelina, I will write to you the whole trip." said Alex.

"I'd love that". she grinned.

"And you and the Dunst sisters can visit me any time you want."

"Us too?" giggled Marty and Sonietta. If we have time

Then Alex heard Frances calling him. He went for a closer look and saw her wearing make up! "I am your Lady companion."

"She's right." said a voice. It was the Minister of Interior. He and Pee tied up Alex. "Don't do this!" he cried. " I'm glad that your friends are accompanying you." sighed Em.

"Quite so," said Pee. "This is not just for fun. I hope you're accepting your title."

"You must fight these men from a dark society for the sake of your family's blue blood." stated the Minister. But all Alex was thinking was of earning beautiful ladies. He squirmed crying for real pretty companions.

"Alex, Georgie said if you drop by Lancaster,you can visit his family's dairy farm." Marty informed.

"Shut your rot!" he protested as the Minister and Pee take him to his plane.

"He can serve you some delicious crumble!" she continued.

"Gloopy devotchka, I don't want crumble. Send him a postcard that he instead invite me for moloko plus!" All the girls chortled. Meanwhile Barnes releases Billyboy from his custody. Alex watched his family and friends from his plane taking off. This airplane was in autopilot. A while later, Alex was conducting. Frances gave him food and drink. From a distance he saw buildings that look Indian.

"This is the South Asian part of Britain." quoted the GPS. "The devotchkas there are single." While the plane flew by, Officer Barnes was on Billy's trail once more. The bullets from his gun hit the plane.

"Good Bog, they're trying to make me gloopy!" grumbled Alex. "Look, there's our home street."

"I bet you're proud to return to your neighborhood with the title of knight." Frances said

It was a triumphal welcome indeed.

We all thought you were a failure, Frances thought tearfully.

"It was all thanks to you." choked up Alex.

Frances jumped up and threw her arms around him as he wrapped his arms around her both shedding tears of happiness.