a bold man in a white gi sat with a pigtailed boy, at a table in a far, dark corner of a pub/club, music blaring young adolescence dancing to what they call music. "now ranma listen to me you are to marry one of my old friend Soun's daughters" Genma said to pig tailed martial artist, wearing a black chinese attire, black kung fu pants and a black leather jacket. Ranma then picked up his beer and downed, repressing the urge to spit it in genma's face and not just because of the taste.
"arranged marriages again, you know i despise them...besides i was at the hospital the nights they were born, i am too old for them" Ranma replied, Ranma is a two thousand year old first class vampire.
a first class vampire, a vampire who is far more power than the second and third class vampires and are unaffected by sunlight and only have an allergic reaction to garlic, however, like all vampires are burnt by silver. first class vampires and second class vampires have the ability to choose the age they stop maturing at.
"it's a matter of honor...besides all the other girls you go out with were far younger than you" Genma replied, Genma is a two thousand five hundred year old second class vampire
a second class vampire are not as powerful as first class vampires and are weakened by sunlight and can burn easily, but it can not kill them, their reaction to garlic is the same as the reaction to silver, just not as strong and are known to be unable to swim.
"you have no honor old man" ranma retorted.
"who you calling old" Genma retorted, Ranma then rolled his eyes, he then looked round to see a busty brunette making her way over to him, with a tinge in her cheeks, she wore a skin coloured low-cut top and short jeans and red high heels, she leant over to ranma, showing a considerable amount of cleavage and whispered something seductive into ranma's ear, something only a slut would saw, she and ranma then headed outside and into the alleyway, the girl then forced herself onto ranma and began kissing him passionatly, ranma smirked he could see her heart beat in her neck and could smell the scent of her blood, like a fine, he then forced her off him and against a wall and forced her head to the side, he then brought his mouth close to her neck and summoned his fangs, the girl then let out a shrilled scream, her voice then silenced as ranma sunk his fangs into her neck and began to drain her of blood, holding back the venom with in his fangs that would turn her and took his fill, ranma then pulled his head back and licked his lips and fangs clean of any drop of blood left, he then looked at the girl, her eyes filled of tears, he then spat on the wound, closing it up and within seconds there was no sign to indicate there was ever a bite, he then hypnotized her so she wouldn't remember this encounter. Ranma didn't believe in killing humans, after all if all vampires killed all the people they fed on they wouldn't be enough left to live off in a few years.
genma then came round the corner to see ranma coming out, leaving the confused girl behind "and the Tendos are too young huh? well at least they're the same species" Genma barked at ranma.
"they're second class vampires" ranma replied, "i'm embarrassed enough you're a second class vampire and that i would have been one if mom hadn't been a first class vampires" ranma added.
"so what ranma this is a matter of honor and even if you believe i have no honor what about you, if you refuse to even give them a chance that would destroy your honor" Genma retorted knowing full well how important honor was to ranma and other first and second class vampires. ranma's hands then became fists and his fangs pierced his lower lip.
"fine i'll go...it might be nice to visit them and see how much they've grown since i last saw them" ranma replied, he and Genma then leaped onto nearby rooftops and continued to leap from roof to roof at vampire speed in the direction of Nerima.
the next night...
Soun had just told his daughters the news that they were getting engaged to the son of his old friend, they all reacted differently with this, even if they were all outraged.
"is he older than me...it's just younger men are so...young?" Kasumi asked sweetly.
"is he cute?" nabiki then asked.
"well last i saw him he was quite the looker and i would say he is a 'little' older than you" Soun replied, the age of the girls are the same as the anime. akane was still fighting the urge to give into her anger and go out on a massacre, they were all then shocked to see a giant panda walk in, followed by a red haired girl with a pigtail and a large bust.
"is this your friend daddy?" Nabiki asked in her neutral tone. Soun then shook his head frantically, Soun then looked at the red head, his jaw then hit the ground when recognized her face.
"Ranma?" Soun asked wide eyed, she then smirked.
"Hey Mr. Tendo long time no see" Ranma said with a smirk.
"but...wha...?" soun stuttered.
"picked up a curse in china a while ago as did pops here...idiot" ranma muttered before telling them of the fight at jusenkyo, only thing changed was it was at the dead of night.
"great so we're going to be engaged to sex changin pervert" akane muttered darkly, refusing to look at ranma, this ticked her off, ranma then headed to the table and picked up a cup of tea and poured it over her head and became male again.
"who you calling a pervert bitch, i preferred you when you were a mindless baby...back when you couldn't talk" ranma roared back at her, surprising akane and her sisters.
"what do you mean about when she was a baby?" Nabiki asked curiously, looking for information she could use to blackmail him later.
"well i did say he was a 'little' older than you" soun said nervously.
"a little ha that's a joke" ranma laughed.
"how old are you?" Nabiki asked.
"two thousand years old" ranma replied, all the girls then turned to their dad with shocked expressions, which only grew with what ranma said next "i was even at all of your births and i can't believe how much you've changed"
"well i'm certainly not marrying a two thousand year old sex changing pervert" akane said as she glared at ranma, ranma then glared back at her and was shocked by what he felt, a zing (for those who don't know it's a vampires equivalent of love at first site) Ranma knew what this was and hated it, Akane, however, didn't know what it was and believed that Ranma was doing something to her so he could get in her pants and began fighting it.
"so ranma who do you choose? Kasumi aged nineteen Nabiki aged seventeen or my youngest Akane aged sixteen" Soun asked with delight.
"so akane's got her fangs huh" ranma commented, vampires didn't get their fangs until their sixteen, biologically so even if they stopped maturing at eight they'd still get their fangs. nabiki and kasumi then began to volunteer akane to marry ranma since he was half-girl, much to akane's disgust and ranma's annoyance.
