Before you read this, I would like to say that I've only actually seen the Maze Runner movie so this could be super inaccurate. Also, to clarify I don't plan on reading then either, I know too many spoilers.

So without further ado, let's read this poo (whaddup mazzi maz reference)

'Let him go! He's mine!' Newt shouted, tugging harshly on Thomas' arm.

'No, he's mine you asshole!' Minho shouted, pulling Thomas back towards himself.

'Tommy's mine and he always has been! I've known him longer!' Newt snapped

'You liar! We all saw him at the same time!'

'Gally! Will you tell him!' they both shouted at the same time.

Gally massaged his temples 'I'm keeping out of this as much as possible, thanks.' Gally stood up and walked over to Alby.

Newt shrugged and shouted 'Newtmas!'

Minho shouted in reply 'Thominho!'

'Stop!' Thomas shouted, pulling his arms out of both of their grips.

'Tommy, stay out of this, the adults are talking.' Newt said in a patronizing voice.

'Yes Thomas go over there and play with Chuck.' Minho agreed.

Thomas nearly slapped them both silly.

'Will you two stop? I'm not a toy for you to fight over like little kids! I'm an actual human being,' Thomas took a deep breath 'Besides, I'm supposed to go in the maze today.' He finished.

He started walking into the maze because apparently they were right next to the entrance.

Just as Thomas entered the gates slammed shut and he was crushed.

Newt and Minho remained silent, in shock.

They turned to each other.

'Well...' Newt muttered

'There goes Thomas.' Minho sighed.

There was silence for a few more seconds before Newt slammed his lips into Minho's and they started kissing.

The kissing went for about ten minutes until they decided to go have angry butt sex under the trees. Chuck accidentally walked in on them and that's how he really died.