Funeral Service

It's been about a week since the destruction of the world of Banjo and Kazooie's world, but since then they've finally had peace from the alien invasion. Except for the death of their beloved friend Mumbo who got killed in the alien invasion. Little Tooty sits in her bedroom all dressed nice listening to her music on the radio. Kazooie walks in to the bedroom.

Kazooie: Hun? Your brother's waiting for you.

Tooty: I'll be there in a couple minutes.

Banjo sits outside the house watching the sky. Kazooie comes outside.

Kazooie: She's coming.

Banjo: Okay.

Bottles arrives to the property with his family.

Bottles: Are you ready?

Banjo: We're waiting for Tooty.

Tooty: I'm ready, Banjo.

Banjo: Good. Let's go.

At the time they arrive to the Jinjo King's Throne, they find all the Jinjo's sobbing over Mumbo's death. The Jinjo King arrives.

Jinjo King: Thank you for coming, Banjo.

Banjo: Thank you for inviting me.

A moment later, Banjo gives a speech to everyone at the funeral.

Banjo: Mumbo and I had been close friends for quite a few years since the time I sister was kidnapped by Gruntilda. I remember many times he used to transform me into these bugs, walrus, and many other animals. We also used to play a lot of poker with Bottles and we got to know each other over 2 years. Now we are saddened to say goodbye to out good friend and he will be missed.

A few hours later, Banjo stands outside the King's Throne to get some fresh air and Kazooie arrives.

Kazooie: Are you okay?

Banjo: Yeah, I'm okay. (sigh) I just can't believe he's gone.

Kazooie: I know. It is gonna be hard without him. He did give his life to save us. He did this for us.

Banjo: I know. I'm gonna check on Tooty.

Banjo walks in to see Tooty talking to one of the Jinjo kids. Tooty sees Banjo watching.

Banjo: Tooty? We're about to leave.

Tooty: Okay. (to the Jinjos) I gotta go guys.

Jinjo: Bye, Tooty!

Banjo, Kazooie and Tooty starts walking home to get relaxed for a while.

Back on Earth, it all takes place in Japan with an American bounty being approached by a van carrying two hostages in an abandoned parking garage. Two other bounty hunters with guns start grabbing the hostages and throwing them to the ground.

Bounty Hunter # 1: We got these two, Mike. They might lead us to what we're looking for.

Mike: What do they know?

Bounty Hunter # 2: They say they know a man with only one name. But they wouldn't say it.

Mike: Let's take them to the chopper.

They remain in the helicopter with the two hostages.

Mike: Trey. Give me the gun.

Trey gives Mike the gun and Mike starts marching towards the hostages.

Mike: (to the hostages) Ya know, I used to play with guns when I was a little boy. But my dad always told me... (shooting out the window) guns can make a really loud bang.

Mike grabs one hostages and points the gun to his head.

Mike: Now, tell me. Who is the guy with one name? Is it Fido? Jack? Mario?

The hostage says nothing.

Mike: Screw you.

Mike walks to the other hostage.

Mike: What about you? Do you know the guy with one?

The other hostage doesn't say a word.

Mike: All right. You know what? I'd be more than happy to blow someone's head off.

Hostage # 1: Doctor!

Mike pauses and looks at the hostage that spoke.

Mike: Excuse me?

Hostage: # 1: We call him Doctor!

Mike: But what kind of doctor is he?

Hostage # 1: He's no type of doctor. He's just a doctor.

Mike: What does he do? Dissect your brain? (to Trey) Trey, get him off my chopper.

Trey: With pleasure.

Trey grabs the hostage and pushes him off the chopper. Mike walks to the other hostage.

Mike: Do you know this doctor? I wanna meet him right now.

Woman Hostage Voice: But pushing people off the chopper can't help you.

Mike takes off the bag off her head.

Mike: Ah, you're a lady. You sound like you know something about this so called doctor.

Woman Hostage: It doesn't matter. You're the one preparing to push me down before you get the answer.

Mike: So where is he?

Mike hears a weird whining sound.

Woman Hostage: He's here.

Out from the behind the curtains comes a man with a fancy suit and a bowtie.

Man: Hello.

Mike: Who are you?

Man: I'm the doctor.

Mike: So you're the guy with only one name?

Doctor: Indeed I am.