Prickly meets The Toast King
I'm just gonna say this now, I don't own Happy Tree Friends, they are owned by Mondo Media. And I don't own "On The Moon", Toast king, Insanity Prawn boy, or any of those characters. Nor do I own "Weebl and Bob". They are owned by You Tube's mrweebl. Everything is used without permission. On with the story!
Prickly sat in a giant catapult. He and his buddies, Toby the tarantula, and Tux the Penguin, had built it the night before. They'd had a crazy idea to try to go to the moon.
Now, Prickly was wearing a makeshift space helmet, sitting on the catapult, getting ready to go to the moon.
Tux started singing, "Ground control to Major Tom".
Prickly lifted his visor and said, "tell me again why we're doing this?"
Toby yelled, "DRUNK SCIENCE!"
Prickly nodded, put his visor down, and screamed, "OK! LET'S BURN THIS CANDLE!"
Tux said, into his radio, "Prickly, this is ground control. We're not burning anything, over".
Prickly sighed and said, "Prickly to ground control, I don't give a care. Just send me to the moon! Over".
Tux nodded and said, "Commencing countdown: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Ignition!"
Toby released the catapult and launched Prickly into the air.
"WE HAVE LIFTOFF!" Tux yelled excitedly.
Prickly screamed in excitement as he shot up into the sky. He easily passed through the atmosphere, and out into space.
He continued whizzing through space until he hit the moon.
He sat up, shook the moon dust off himself and said, "Prickly to ground control, I've reached the moon and I am on the surface!" He heard Toby and Tux cheering on the other end.
Suddenly, from above him, he heard a deep, British voice say, "Today, we join The Toast King, who has found an alien creature, on the moon".
He turned around and saw what looked like a giant piece of toast wearing a crown and carrying a scepter. "Hello", said the toast, "I am The Toast King and I rule over the moon. As you may know, heat induces royalty, therefore, I am king".
Prickly cocked an eyebrow and said, "Uh... Hi. I mean", he bowed down and said, "greetings, your majesty. I am Prickly B. Quills. Astronaut from T.A.S.A. (Treeville Aeronautics and Space Administration) And I hail from Earth. I apologize for not announcing my visit sooner, but I really didn't think
I'd make it. Two of my friends catapulted me here".
Then, all of a sudden, a giant prawn (shrimp) crawled up to them and said, "Hello. I am Insanity Prawn Boy!
"Um, Hi. I'm Prickly", said Prickly.
"Hello", said the prawn.
It was then that Prickly realized a nasty oversight in his planning. He hadn't brought any way to get back to earth.
"Son of a buck!" he snapped.
"That's right!" said the prawn.
"What's wrong?" the toast king asked.
Prickly sighed and said, "I just realized that I have no way to get back to earth".
"USE THE PIPE THINGY!" the prawn screamed.
Toast King rolled his eyes and said, "What he means is, there's a giant pipe that leads down to earth. Someone seems to be piping hot air up here. If you were to shinny down that, I bet you could get back home".
Prickly thanked the toast king and the prawn, found the pipe, and started to climb down.
Several hours of shinnying, he finally reached the bottom. He was standing on top of what appeared to be a giant air conditioning unit.
He heard something that sounded a bit like two drunks trying to talk. He peeked over the side and saw to giant eggs, swaying back and forth, and talking with speech balloons.
He climbed down the back if the a/c, and started making his trek back to Treeville.
The End.