Heyyyyyy Ppl! I rely want 2 tel u guyz tht Im ritin n amansing stroy! Im makein it a mix of ma fav storys. Her thay r!11111111 I luv hary potter becaas I luv mogics nd engand! Ive seen game of trones nd is good nd I want 2 put in ma stry becaas thay r soo HOT nd kol 2 (lol I not perverp) anywz Im gon mak a story bot tose 2 fings so hop u al lik it loots!1111111111111111111

Chapter 1-

ARIA STORK

Aria Stork wuz te prinses of Winferhell were the Stork familee livved. She wuz so prety nd had frost blu eyes. She had a pet cat named Tinklebell and luvs to listn to Amaranthe, Panic at Disko nd MOR! Fingz wer bad now becaas te King of Westhertoez was bad. He was a prick hu hated his pesants (becaas they are drity and hit him 1 tim n da show. Dey r lil mean butt he is meaner). Aria Stork wuz wering her combutt bots nd her daggr tht Jon Snoe (her busterd bruther in cas u dont no tht stof…) Aira was redy becass the deth demins wer atakkin Winfertell!111111111111111111111111

"Aria!" sad Reek (im ritin aftr wen Teon relizards tht he is King of te drowing kingfom nd dey change his nam 2 REEK. O nd he is frendz wif Aria becaas she liks him nd he is nise nd hates te deth demins led by a mysteryioos vilan!)\

"Reek! R ted eth demins her yat?" asked Aria 2 her bf Reek.

"No gf. Wut we gon do?" he kissd hr lotz becas dey cood DIE todey! Dam bun BUMMMMMMMMMMMM!111111111111111

Wile dey was kissin som1 cum UP! IT WUZ… Genny!

"Take dese!" yelled Genny "trowin blak gunz at Reek nd Aria. "We gon fite bichzz becaas we ned 2 sav Wintersell! I hot te deth demins dey killd ma brutha nd my bf….. Harty Pooter!

Al da sodden a expooson happenes! The deth demins got n (dis is wer it getz rel GOOD! :D)

"FREEZ FUKNERZ!"

It. Wuz. Voldeport nd… Harry Poter! Dey wer wif Jofray nd da armie!

I stoppd n front becas I wuz bravedst nd yelled "Jaffry u on ma list ima kull u nd den Vodlehort! U wont take ma cassle! U cont win tis!

Genny cum nxt 2 ma nd sad (2 Hary becass she tout he wuz DED!) "Hary u betroved ma and lied al ma lif! How cood u!111111111111111?/

"Geny dey mad me! Dey sad u wood die if I did nut becaas I luv u. Sav ma!"

"U Wil Nevr sav ur bf!" yelled Voldemort Cockling maniatrikally.

"She mite not butt I WIL!" I shooted shooting ma gunz a gazillon tims at Volfremort.

Reek jonned n nd togeter dey mad Voldemlrt die nd da deth demuns run away. Jaffry wuz crying and then aporterated away (He can us mogik 2!) wile Genny savved Harry.

"Genby my luv Volxehort is nut ded!" Haryy sed!

"WUT?1" dey al exclamded!

"He can ony b killd with sum…. Horchuks!

"Wutz a horchunk?" I sed 2 him.

"a horchuk is a fing dat Voldemort spilt his sole in 2 2 mak sur he woodynt die! But dere is mor! Dere R 8 of dem!111111111111" sad Harry as he begun 2 cried. He wuz sensative so Genny comfrorted him hotly (cause she cute guyzzz).

Reek nd ma left dem alone becaas we wanted to go up stars nd kiss sexily and do it. Just as we wer going up da stars holdin hands becass we were in LUV Volximort appared nd mad Reek vanish! (this wuz hard 4 Aria becaas he wuz a King nd she wuz a prinsesz nd cood nut mary da pesunts lik Bron and and Hofor.

"HA FREEZ MUTHAFUKERS!" Voldemirt said sadisdikally becaas he hatted Reek and wuz n luv wit me "I stoel Reek nd now ur alon!"

"EWW GET AWAY PERVART!" I yelled nd took oot ma gunz 2 shot him butt he throe dem 2 da growd wif MAGIK!11111111111.

"U cont win! I hav ur bf nd u wil hav 2 cum see me 2 got him bak! U wil luv me Aria Stork!"

Al da sodden Drako burst throo the dor!

"Stupideye!" he yelled at Voldemot.

"AHHHHHjsjhkdshckajdhkcjhasdkjchaskdjhl!111111111111111" yelled Volemort. "Drako you FUKER I thougt u was ma apprantis! (lik Darth Valer nd da old guy hu shoot liting at Luke)

Volmort floo away passively nd Drako cum down nd sed 2 Ara "r u ok? (cuz he is sweat!)"

"Dey took Reek!" sed Aria cryying.

Drako wuz sad becaas he luvved me 2! "Good I luv u Aria nd I wont 2 be wif u!"

"Drako I no butt Reek is kool nd a king n pasant! I cont luv u!"

"wut if I becom da king!"

"but king n Westsermoes u hav 2 kil da nother king! Nd u cont kil Reek or ill KIL U!"

"wut bout Jaffry?"

"YEAH! I HATE JAFRY!11111 Ok if u kil Jafrry nd proov ur luv 2 me den mayb I wil luv u nd we can mary."

"Ok!" Drako sed nd we telled da ppl we wontd 2 kil da king nd dey wer happie becaas he wuz a prikk fuker doosh bag. Evry1 chaired becaas nobody liked Jafry nd wonted 2 kil him 2!

2 B CONTINUD…..

AN: Plz tel ma wut u guyz fink!1111111111111 ill trie to post once a week. Hop u guyz lik how I following da game of trones wif Reek bing takin by da villans! I fink tat the lannasterss hav him! Spooler alert in case im rite!