Summary: "So, Moony, your time of the month is coming soon, eh?" James asked loudly. Everyone stared at Remus who was looking purple.
A/N: I have not been writing a lot anymore partly because it seems as though no one reads. So there is no point in posting if no one reads, is it? But I did this because I thought that it was good. You can decide if you like it.
"So Moony, your time of the month is coming soon, eh?" James Potter asked his best friend loudly. The young man who had been referred to as "Moony" tried his best to ignore the looks of alarm of passer-bys who had heard James' comment about his lycanthropy. Another black-haired adolescent sniggered and said," Y'know, Remus? You get real moody during your time of the month."
Remus groaned and muttered something inaudible. They saw an auburn beauty coming up to them and tapping James on the shoulder. She smiled at the three sweetly and looked at them innocently.
WHACK!!!
Lily had slapped James across the face. "That's for being so mean to poor Remus. And I'll have you know, any time of the month is extremely painful. And by the way James, Verto Feminine!" Lily said.
And in the place of the tall good looking Quidditch player was an extremely ugly looking girl who towered over all of them with facial hair and hairy legs. James looked horrified while the other people at Hogsmade were laughing themselves silly.
"And now, Potter, just one more spell and…"Lily suggested slyly.
THE END
How did you like it? The beginning is pretty all right, but I don't really like the ending. Not one of my best fics, but I posted all the same. Oh, and by the way, my fic, "The Old Flames" is on a permanent hiatus.
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