Okay! This is a weird redwall/Zim fic.
Zim looked around him. Freakishly large, raged earth creatures stood around him. Maybe he went TOO far into that forest...
A rat with huge boots and scraes around his neck squinted at him. The rat had a sword in his belt.
"What'er you, some kindo big beetle."
A firey eyed femal cat looked up from a figure of herself she was carving in wood.
"FOOLS! I am ZIM! Irken invader ZIM! BOW DOWN TO ZIIIMM!!!!! I SHALL RULE THIS LAND AND YOU SHALL BE MY SSSSLLLLLLLAAAVVEEESSS!!!"
A weasle in his forties, with a kind face and beautiful eyes looked up. "Tcha! Yer not the only one's tha' tried to take over!"
A mermer of agreement came from the creatures.
"If I am the supreme Ruler, than I can get you what you want..." Zim said.
"Okay."
Several creatures were there: Cap'n Slipp, Tsarmina Greeneyes, Feragho the assasin, Cluny(Is it Cl-oo-ny on Cl-uh-ny?)the scourge, Vilu Daskar, and even Blaggut, who got sick of people sueing him for there ships sinking. Mask was there, because he got sick of being bushed around by Bella.
Others were in the forest getting food: Thera, Dingeye, Lousewort, Sneezewort, Fenno, Clogg, And Badrang, just so you know.
There was also a small band of polecats and weasles someplace around, led by a greatrat female called Intirsko.
Zim stod as Starmina dressed him in less obvious clothing.
Most of it had been taken by force from Tsarmina, whom had a crush on Zim. O_o
He had large seaboots(Slipp), a bright red tunic(Vilu), crossbelts with a lot of knives(Feragho was crying over it in the corner), and a blue cloak.(Tsarmina herself.)
They explained what Redwall was, etc etc etc.
Vilu drew a picture of it in the dirt.
Zim thought a mintues, then took a dagger out. "Okay, so we go into groups. Ferret, you dig under all four corners, and the others pour oil all over the wooden gates and burn them. See, water won't but oilfire out, so says the Survival Guide(real Book). But this is really a distraction; good climbers and the ferrets'll be coming in on all sides, and this is one thing every invader knows: kill at the sign of risistance. Vilu, you should know that well if what Cluny says is true." there was a growl at that from the stoat" You see, all you have overlooked whatZIM SEES!!! HAHAHAHHAAA!!!"
Zim looked around him. Freakishly large, raged earth creatures stood around him. Maybe he went TOO far into that forest...
A rat with huge boots and scraes around his neck squinted at him. The rat had a sword in his belt.
"What'er you, some kindo big beetle."
A firey eyed femal cat looked up from a figure of herself she was carving in wood.
"FOOLS! I am ZIM! Irken invader ZIM! BOW DOWN TO ZIIIMM!!!!! I SHALL RULE THIS LAND AND YOU SHALL BE MY SSSSLLLLLLLAAAVVEEESSS!!!"
A weasle in his forties, with a kind face and beautiful eyes looked up. "Tcha! Yer not the only one's tha' tried to take over!"
A mermer of agreement came from the creatures.
"If I am the supreme Ruler, than I can get you what you want..." Zim said.
"Okay."
Several creatures were there: Cap'n Slipp, Tsarmina Greeneyes, Feragho the assasin, Cluny(Is it Cl-oo-ny on Cl-uh-ny?)the scourge, Vilu Daskar, and even Blaggut, who got sick of people sueing him for there ships sinking. Mask was there, because he got sick of being bushed around by Bella.
Others were in the forest getting food: Thera, Dingeye, Lousewort, Sneezewort, Fenno, Clogg, And Badrang, just so you know.
There was also a small band of polecats and weasles someplace around, led by a greatrat female called Intirsko.
Zim stod as Starmina dressed him in less obvious clothing.
Most of it had been taken by force from Tsarmina, whom had a crush on Zim. O_o
He had large seaboots(Slipp), a bright red tunic(Vilu), crossbelts with a lot of knives(Feragho was crying over it in the corner), and a blue cloak.(Tsarmina herself.)
They explained what Redwall was, etc etc etc.
Vilu drew a picture of it in the dirt.
Zim thought a mintues, then took a dagger out. "Okay, so we go into groups. Ferret, you dig under all four corners, and the others pour oil all over the wooden gates and burn them. See, water won't but oilfire out, so says the Survival Guide(real Book). But this is really a distraction; good climbers and the ferrets'll be coming in on all sides, and this is one thing every invader knows: kill at the sign of risistance. Vilu, you should know that well if what Cluny says is true." there was a growl at that from the stoat" You see, all you have overlooked whatZIM SEES!!! HAHAHAHHAAA!!!"