Digi Paradise
I do not own "Gangsta Paradise", it is owned by Coolio. I don't own "Amish
Paradise", it is owned by Weird Al Yankovic. I don't own Digimon, and I
don't want to. This is supposed to be from Tai's POV (Point Of View, to
all you dummies out there). This is more of a Weird Al parody.
As I walk through the Digiworld where we run ad play
I take a look at Agumon and I think that he's ok
That's great for a Digidestined like me
Cuz I don't like Season 4 or Season 3
At 6:30 in the morning we're waking up
We meet in the Digiworld and say "Wassup!"
Fool! And we've been training and fighting so long that
Even Joe thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm in to discipline
Got some goggles on my head and some stubble on my chin
And if we finish our training and you finish whining
Then we can go out and eat some Digi dining
We spent less than half our lives
Living in this Digi Paradise
I went crazy once or twice
Living in this Digi Paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in this Digi Paradise
We can go there at a discount price
Living in this Digi Paradise
That Tommy kid from Season 4 called me a geek
So I walked away, and called him a Superfreak
I don't really care that he called me a geek
Cuz I'll be laughing my head off when he's killed of next week
But I never dissed another Season, even if they deserved it
A DG with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear hats, but I do wear goggles
How my hair sticks up like this? This mind it boggles! Fool!
If you come to visit, you'll likely be killed
If you mess anything up, you will be billed
We ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
Cuz likely, we won't care
Broken phones, bad lights, bad motorcars
Those are our best luxuries
Like them dorks on "Survivor"
There are cameras following we!
We spent less than half our lives
Living in this Digi Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in this Digi Paradise
There's absolutely no sin and vice
Living in this Digi Paradise
When we fight, we don't play nice
Living in this Digi Paradise
Season 4's a monkey
3 is even dumber
The more reruns there are of them
Kids' brains get even numb-er
Think that you are righteous?
Think your heart is pure?
When you get poisoned
Don't ask us for a cure!
I'm the leader the other Seasons wanna be like
Stay awake late at night
Thinking about how to win our fight
So don't you cry, and don't be whiny
Or else I'll have to have Agumon set fire to your hienie!
We spent less than half our lives
Living in this Digi Paradise
We're all crazy Digi-ites
Living in this Digi Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in this Digi Paradise
Sometimes it really bites
Living in this Digi Paradise
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Mon!
I do not own "Gangsta Paradise", it is owned by Coolio. I don't own "Amish
Paradise", it is owned by Weird Al Yankovic. I don't own Digimon, and I
don't want to. This is supposed to be from Tai's POV (Point Of View, to
all you dummies out there). This is more of a Weird Al parody.
As I walk through the Digiworld where we run ad play
I take a look at Agumon and I think that he's ok
That's great for a Digidestined like me
Cuz I don't like Season 4 or Season 3
At 6:30 in the morning we're waking up
We meet in the Digiworld and say "Wassup!"
Fool! And we've been training and fighting so long that
Even Joe thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm in to discipline
Got some goggles on my head and some stubble on my chin
And if we finish our training and you finish whining
Then we can go out and eat some Digi dining
We spent less than half our lives
Living in this Digi Paradise
I went crazy once or twice
Living in this Digi Paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in this Digi Paradise
We can go there at a discount price
Living in this Digi Paradise
That Tommy kid from Season 4 called me a geek
So I walked away, and called him a Superfreak
I don't really care that he called me a geek
Cuz I'll be laughing my head off when he's killed of next week
But I never dissed another Season, even if they deserved it
A DG with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
I never wear hats, but I do wear goggles
How my hair sticks up like this? This mind it boggles! Fool!
If you come to visit, you'll likely be killed
If you mess anything up, you will be billed
We ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
Cuz likely, we won't care
Broken phones, bad lights, bad motorcars
Those are our best luxuries
Like them dorks on "Survivor"
There are cameras following we!
We spent less than half our lives
Living in this Digi Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in this Digi Paradise
There's absolutely no sin and vice
Living in this Digi Paradise
When we fight, we don't play nice
Living in this Digi Paradise
Season 4's a monkey
3 is even dumber
The more reruns there are of them
Kids' brains get even numb-er
Think that you are righteous?
Think your heart is pure?
When you get poisoned
Don't ask us for a cure!
I'm the leader the other Seasons wanna be like
Stay awake late at night
Thinking about how to win our fight
So don't you cry, and don't be whiny
Or else I'll have to have Agumon set fire to your hienie!
We spent less than half our lives
Living in this Digi Paradise
We're all crazy Digi-ites
Living in this Digi Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in this Digi Paradise
Sometimes it really bites
Living in this Digi Paradise
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Mon!