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No Women Allowed

Chapter 1: Caught in the Act

Jack and Allison rode in relative silence during the short trip back home. The only sound that could be heard was the hum of the engine as it trekked along and onto the road of their asphalt covered lot.

Jack had swung by GD after a long day of work to pick up his wife; her own vehicle had been in the shop for maintenance. The culmination of a long week, they'd decided to treat the kids and picked up some pizza along the way; pepperoni for Kevin, Jenna and Allison. Meaty Meaty Meat for Jack.

At last easing into the slot allotted for his jeep, Jack hopped out, grabbed the food from the back seat and led Allison downstairs to the bunker only to bump into the metal doorway, erupting with a resounding ouch.

"S.A.R.A.H, open up." Jack yelled, followed by a swift kick to the frame.

They both stood there bewildered when no response came which immediately caused them alarm. There would be no reason why the door shouldn't automatically open to them, let alone have S.A.R.A.H not give them cause as to why they weren't allowed to enter. Thankfully, to the left of the door was a manual override panel for just such an occasion.

Kevin and Jenna would be inside and she wanted to make sure her babies were okay. Allison set to task, her nimble fingers working quickly. And not sixty seconds later, the door swung open, Allison's heart in her chest as she called out to her children.

They had to be alright; they just had to be.

What she was greeted with left her shaken to her core and frankly ticked off. For stretched out on the couch was her sixteen year old son, but he wasn't alone. Beneath him lay a girl, seemingly his age, her top unbuttoned and her tiny pink bra exposed for the world to see.

Kevin obviously hadn't heard them come in; his mouth engaged in a game of tongue hockey, as Jack and Allison stood dumbfounded at the sight before them.

Seemingly in a fog, Allison shook herself from her dazed state and at the top of her lungs bellowed her first borns name.

"Kevin Anderson Blake!"

Oh God Kevin thought. When she said your entire name, you knew there would be trouble.

Kevin, shocked to hear his mother's voice immediately jumped off of his companion as she hurriedly, but unsuccessfully tried to button her blouse, managing to skip several of them along the way.

"Mom! Jack! What are you doing home so soon?"

Jack opened his mouth to speak, but Allison cut him off, her rage all consuming.

"What we are doing home is not the question. The question is what in the hell do you think you are doing young man?"

"I, uh. Well, you see, Amy and I…" he began as he pointed at the now cowering girl.

Allison held up her hand. She was in no mood for his excuses.

Regaining her composure, she addressed Amy directly. "Amy, I think you'd better head home this instance."

The frightened girl appeared confused and stuttered in the prescience of not only Kevin's parents, but the town Sheriff and the head of GD's Medical Department. "But Kevin brought me here Dr. Blake."

Jack placed the pizza down on the half wall and peered over at his bride. He could see the color rising to her cheeks and before the scene took an even uglier turn, he offered to take the girl home. He was sure being dropped off by the Sheriff let alone the explanation she was going to have to give her parents was enough of an embarrassment which would have her rethink any future endeavors with Kevin.

As soon as Jack and Amy exited, Allison started in on Kevin. She wanted to know first off where Jenna was. Kevin was supposed to be babysitting.

Kevin assured her Jenna was fine and that he'd given her a snack and put her down for a nap, but Allison would hear none of it.

Allison again began throwing a litany of questions in his direction, none of which he could answer because they came so fervently.

What if Jenna had come down to the scene as they had? Why had he disabled S.A.R.A.H to begin with? Didn't he realize S.A.R.A.H was there not only to aide them, but for their safety? And just how far did he think he was going to get with Amy?

Kevin listened to her speech unenthusiastically as Allison saw the disinterest on his face.

God, she hated this age, even when she was a teenager. Kevin was a good kid overall, but since he'd hit puberty, he'd become a major pain in her ass. The problem with having a genius for a son was that he always believed he could outsmart you.

Allison had gotten to the stage where she began talking to Kevin about being responsible for his actions and thats when he balked.

"Mom, I know you think I'm still this little boy, but I know what I'm doing. I know all about sex, and the biological and physical functions that go along with it. Amy and I were only fooling around. Isn't that what teenagers are supposed to do?"

Allison couldn't believe he was trying to rationalize with her. Her too smart for his own good son was trying to talk her into being okay with him engaging in sex.

Allison knew she had to calm down. If she continued on this path, it would only prove to alienate Kevin and thats not what she wanted. She prided herself on having an open dialog with him and was willing to discuss any topic.

Her palms open, she pleaded with him. "Kevin, I know you think you know what sexual intercourse is," Kevin rolled his eyes at her choice of terminology "but trust me when I say, you are not ready to take on such a huge responsibility. Sex is not just science or being physically mature, it's about your mental and emotional capacity to handle such an intense circumstances."

"Mom, no offense, but I am I think I am intelligent enough to know what I can and can't handle. I think that I can maneuver the mental and emotional baggage that comes along with dealing with having a real adult relationship."

Allison could feel her blood began to boil again. If it had not been for Jack coming through the door, she might just have hauled off and whacked Kevin upside the head.

Unbeknownst to Jack, he had arrived at just the right moment.

It took a few minutes, but he was now up to speed and seeing the volatile situation, he interjected between the hot under the collar Allison and the know-it-all Kevin.

"Kevin, your mom's right. You are way too young to be thinking about having sex."

Kevin stood to his full height which at the present moment was only two inches shorter than Jack. "You know, you guys want me to act like and adult but you treat me like a child. You've used my knowledge when there was a scientific problem to fix, but you keep me out of the loop on so many issues when you know I could be of help." A crackle in his voice emphasized the last word, which almost went to prove their point.

"Kevin, while I appreciate the fact that you've assisted with a few incidents, this in no way means that you are on the same level with me or my colleagues. If you haven't noticed, we work as a cohesive unit in Eureka and if that sometimes means gaining support from our younger citizens, then that is what is necessary. It does not mean we place you on the same tier."

Kevin looked as if Allison had slapped him across the face; her words harsh.

"Kevin I'm sorry, I don't mean to sound condescending, but it's true. You may be bright academically, but emotionally, you're not there yet."

The snideness easing back into his voice, Kevin replied to Allison's comment, "Well, if you ask me, from what I've seen of the adults in this town, not too many of them are emotionally mature either."

"You know what, that's it. I can't talk to you right now. Up to your room." she bellowed.

And up he went.

Allison turned to Jack, a look of exasperation on her face.

Though the moment did not call for it, Jack could only smirk, "We knew it would happen sooner or later."

"I was hoping for later."

"Well, just think. We only have two more to go." And with that Jack rubbed Allison's ever growing belly and if almost to prove it's father right, the baby kicked Jack where he'd placed his hand.

Allison smiled sweetly to Jack; the love of her life. "Oh God, I don't think I'll make it."

She closed the gap between them and wrapped her arms around his waist, her fingers interlacing behind her back. Though at the moment it seemed as if she'd lost the battle to bring Kevin to his senses, she realized that Jack had been through this and so much more before with Zöe and he'd managed to come out the other side relatively intact. Yes, she couldn't have chosen a better partner to help her navigate the difficult and tumultuous years ahead.

That night, after an evening of pizza and a movie with a sullen Kevin, Jack decided that this would be the opportune moment to present to Allison an idea that he'd been toying with.

Though Jack was not Kevin's biological father, he felt as if he were his own son, that went for Jenna too who now called him Daddy. And they too respected Jack and listened to him, whether it was advice given or if they were put on punishment for breaking the rules. So he had a conversation with Allie that night as they lay in bed about what to do with Kevin.

Jack recalled an outing he'd taken with Kevin, Grant and Fargo that had gone terribly awry and they had been attacked by the Titan rover unit, but this time he believed he had the answer to their problems. So he detailed his plan which took some bit of convincing on his part, but in the end, Allison had given him the okay.

Next weekend, Jack would take Kevin up to the cabin and show him what it truly meant to be a man.